you'll never be a better kind
if you don't write a better line
can't rock out (can't rock out)
i'm without (i'm without)

the kind of rock i had in 1996
but this album is full of crappy pop-rock hits

you'll never sell 3 million discs
if all the songs are made for kids
songs like hash pipe (like hash pipe)
they just aren't like (just aren't like)

the kind of rock we had in 1996
but this album is full of crappy metal licks

oh, with the muppet video
or those bikers in that 'dope nose'
happy days was the way to go
in 1994

solo, mofo!

oh, with the muppet video
or those bikers in that 'dope nose'
happy days was the way to go
in 1994

you'll never write a classic song
if you just write 'bout crack and bongs
oh, waste my cash