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Song Parodies -> "The Muppet Video"

Original Song Title:

"Keep Fishin'"

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Parody Song Title:

"The Muppet Video"

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The Lyrics

the muppet video
parody of 'keep fishin'' (rivers cuomo)
new lyrics by nuero, 2-24-03
you'll never be a better kind
if you don't write a better line
can't rock out (can't rock out)
i'm without (i'm without)

the kind of rock i had in 1996
but this album is full of crappy pop-rock hits

you'll never sell 3 million discs
if all the songs are made for kids
songs like hash pipe (like hash pipe)
they just aren't like (just aren't like)

the kind of rock we had in 1996
but this album is full of crappy metal licks

oh, with the muppet video
or those bikers in that 'dope nose'
happy days was the way to go
in 1994

solo, mofo!

oh, with the muppet video
or those bikers in that 'dope nose'
happy days was the way to go
in 1994

you'll never write a classic song
if you just write 'bout crack and bongs
oh, waste my cash

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Pacing: 2.1
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Overall Rating: 1.9

Total Votes: 14

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Nick J(Ghosteller) - February 27, 2003 - Report this comment
No way dude!!!!WEEZER ROCKS,I totally disagree,please do not say you like NFG,Avril Lavinge,Sum 41,Green Day,Eminem,Blink 182,Justin Timberlake,Christina Aguilera,Simple Plan,Britney Spears,Shania Twain or 50 Cent cause they have NOOOOO TALENT,weezer is one of the best ever
nuero - February 27, 2003 - Report this comment
You don't seem to understand the basis of my song. Weezer's first album, aka the Blue Album (1994) is a pop-rock album, but it's also got an indie-ish feel and it's extremely good. Weezer's Pinkerton (1996) is also one of my favorite albums. The Green Album (2001) and Maladroit (2002) are pretty bad albums compared to the earlier ones. I was just mocking the fact that they've replaced fame with good songs by fame with saying 'hash pipe' and having videos with the Muppets in them. I still, though, love Weezer. I hate all the bands and/or musicians you listed.
Nick J(Ghosteller) - February 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Oh ok its more clear,but the Muppets rock!
DARKLORD - October 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Man you should be ashamed of your self. Weezer could kick your a** anyday.
_____________________ - July 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Weezer's okay, and the parody's okay. only one thing---try to lay off the frickin weezer parodies.

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