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Song Parodies -> "Web Slinger"

Original Song Title:

"Hash Pipe"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Web Slinger"

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The Lyrics

This song was written for "Spider-Man the Musical." It is sung by Peter Parker right after he discovers his powers.
I can't hide my powers I'll go out of my mind
So I'll make a Spider suit to show off my behind.
I won't wear the suit if it's dry clean only
And hiding behind a mask could get lonely.

Oh, I'm going to kick you.
Oh, I'm going to kick you.
Come on, I'm going to kick you.
You've got your evil,
I've got my Spidey suit.
You've got your badness
I've got my web slinger.

I can't hide the tingles they have a mind of their own.
My Spider Sense is tingling, so I'm not alone.
This isn't a muscle suit; I'm the real thing.
And Spider-Man, you know, has a nice ring.


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Pacing: 3.5
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 6

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