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Song Parodies -> "Eat Chicken"

Original Song Title:

"Keep Fishin'"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Weezer

Parody Song Title:

"Eat Chicken"

Parody Written by:

killerrabbit

The Lyrics

Dedicated to my friend "El Presidente" the biggest Weezer fan on Earth
At KFC
Where you will dine
A 20 piece
Is on your mind

Real gourmet (Real gourmet)
Sanders way (Sanders way)

Like George Costanza you
Will love this greasy food
You'll get so fat
That you will hardly try to move

Its hard to think
A fatty glob
Could give an old
Geezer a job

Real gourmet (Real gourmet)
Sanders way (Sanders way)

Like George Costanza you
Will love this greasy mass
You burger punks
Can go ahead and kiss his ass

Oh Coloniel
How they all love you
Eat Chicken like he told you to
There's much more in your life if you
Get off your lazy ass

Real gourmet (Real gourmet)
Sanders way (Sanders way)

Like George Costanza you
Will think you'll get a deal
But it doesn't help
When you have it for every meal

Oh Coloniel
How they all love you
Eat Chicken like he told you to
There's much more in your life if you
Get off you lazy ass

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Mike - February 02, 2003 - Report this comment
good parody. hope to read more of your parodies.
killerrabbit - April 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Mike. Sorry I didn't respond earlier. I'm working on a new one

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