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Song Parodies -> "A** Wipe"

Original Song Title:

"Hash Pipe"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Weezer

Parody Song Title:

"A** Wipe"

Parody Written by:

The Atomic Coconuts and The Lint Rollers

The Lyrics

I can't help my feelings, I'll go out of my mind
You people wont shut up, it seem just like a crime
I can't do my business if i can't get a kick
Down in Chicago where my bricks hit the kids

Ooh, im gonna kick you
Ooh, im gonna kick you
(Wooaoo), im gonna kick you
(Wooaoo), ive got some issues
(Wooaoo), I've got my lead pipe
(Wooaoo), you'r in your low teens
your such an a** wipe

I can't help my fists if they get out of control
I know that you don't care but your gut should just know
your face is an object that my foot will soon meet
your just a big ol' retard that I soon will beat

Ooh, im gonna kick you
Ooh, im gonna kick you
(Wooaoo), im gonna kick you
(Wooaoo), ive got some issues
(Wooaoo), I've got my lead pipe
(Wooaoo), you'r in your low teens
your such an a** wipe
(uh) your such an a** wipe

[guitarsolo]

Ooh, im gonna kick you
Ooh, im gonna kick you
(Wooaoo), im gonna kick you
(Wooaoo), ive got some issues
(Wooaoo), I've got my lead pipe
(Wooaoo), you'r in your low teens
your such an a** wipe
(uh) your such an a** wipe
(uh) your such an a** wipe
your such an a** wipe

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 9

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Weezer - October 17, 2003 - Report this comment
This Sucks
Dumb Ass Kid - March 17, 2005 - Report this comment
no it doesn't

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