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Song Parodies -> "Half-Life"

Original Song Title:

"Hash-Pipe"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Weezer

Parody Song Title:

"Half-Life"

Parody Written by:

DarkJon64

The Lyrics

I'm at my computer fingers on the keyboard
I can't pass this frickin' part of Opposing Force
I can't find some ammo and I don't have a gun
If I had some rockets I'd have already won

Oh, log on and frag me
Oh, log on and frag me
Log on and frag me
You've got your software,
I've got Counter-Strike,
You've got your PC's,
I've got my Half-Life

I can't hit my bogies, my gun's out of control
But it's not a problem 'cause I used the console
The developer mode is a favorite cheat
Of men that cant hit a hanging dead slab of meat

Oh, log on and frag me
Oh, log on and frag me
Log on and frag me
You've got your software,
I've got Counter-Strike,
You've got your PC's,
I've got my Half-Life

Oh, log on and frag me
Oh, log on and frag me
Log on and frag me
You've got your software,
I've got Counter-Strike,
You've got your PC's,
I've got my Half-Life
I've got my Half-Life
I've got my Half-Life
I've got my Half-Life

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Pacing: 2.9
How Funny: 2.8
Overall Rating: 2.8

Total Votes: 49

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