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Song Parodies -> "All My Crack Viles"

Original Song Title:

"A Thousand Miles"

Original Performer:

Vanessa Carlton

Parody Song Title:

"All My Crack Viles"

Parody Written by:

Wife of a thug

The Lyrics

I HATE Vanessa Carlton. I really, really do.
Makin my way down town
Past the thugs that are
Sellin drugs
I'm a dumb whore
Staring blankly ahead
Donig my drugs
Just doing my drugs
All day

And I need it
And I love it
And I still wonder...

If I could smoke
A pound of crack
Would I still write
Dumb songs like that
Cause I know people
Want to beat me
Because I can't sing
For sh*t

It's always times like these
When I hear her songs
And I wonder
If she's got some freak disease

She sounds like total sh*t
She needs to quit
Singin songs like these

Cause she's on crack
And she's madd wack
And we all wonder

If she would smoke
A pound of trees
Would she still sing
Gay songs like these
Cuz no one likes her
We think she's weird
I wish she'd just
Go... away

And I, I, don't wanna hear this sh*t
I, I, don't like her songs one bit
I, I, think that she's quite a douche
I, I, do

It's always time like these
When I hear her songs
And I wonder
If she's got some freak disease

But she's still singing
My ears keep ringing
And I still wonder....

If she could smoke
A pound of crack
Would she still write
Dumb songs like that
Cause shes a retard
It's plain to see
I wish she'd stop singing
To me

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Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 7

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Edelweiss - June 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Vanessa Carlton, she's got talents so stop making fun of her. You are simply wasting your time. Her music rules unlike your sucky fake imitation and just look at your votes no one thinks its funny so HA!!

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