-> "All My Crack Viles"
Original Song Title:
"A Thousand Miles"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"All My Crack Viles"
The Lyrics
Makin my way down town
Past the thugs that are
Sellin drugs
I'm a dumb whore
Staring blankly ahead
Donig my drugs
Just doing my drugs
All day
And I need it
And I love it
And I still wonder...
If I could smoke
A pound of crack
Would I still write
Dumb songs like that
Cause I know people
Want to beat me
Because I can't sing
For sh*t
It's always times like these
When I hear her songs
And I wonder
If she's got some freak disease
She sounds like total sh*t
She needs to quit
Singin songs like these
Cause she's on crack
And she's madd wack
And we all wonder
If she would smoke
A pound of trees
Would she still sing
Gay songs like these
Cuz no one likes her
We think she's weird
I wish she'd just
Go... away
And I, I, don't wanna hear this sh*t
I, I, don't like her songs one bit
I, I, think that she's quite a douche
I, I, do
It's always time like these
When I hear her songs
And I wonder
If she's got some freak disease
But she's still singing
My ears keep ringing
And I still wonder....
If she could smoke
A pound of crack
Would she still write
Dumb songs like that
Cause shes a retard
It's plain to see
I wish she'd stop singing
To me
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