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Song Parodies -> "Drive A Thousand Miles"

Original Song Title:

"A Thousand Miles"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Vanessa Carlton

Parody Song Title:

"Drive A Thousand Miles"

Parody Written by:

Kenton Ngo

The Lyrics

This demostrates the excessive agression and the gas-wasting of most SUV drivers I've seen...
Speeding my way downtown
Screaming fast
I'll now pass
And I'm home bound

Wasting gas
Just plowing my way
Mowing away
All the crowd

And I'll smash you
And I'll blast you
Well now you wonder
Well I can't fly into the sky
The airlines have all gone bye-bye
Now you know I'd drive a thousand miles
If I could waste gas...tonight

In Beltway times like these
I think of you
And the finger's
Given from me

Well there's never much so wrong
One driver belongs
Rumbling in
An SUV

There's a need, see
For 3 MPG
Well now you wonder
Well I can't fly into the sky
The airlines have all gone bye-bye
Now you know I'd drive a thousand miles
If I could waste gas...tonight

And I, I will let the whole world know
I, I'll steal your oil
I, I let my small car go
I, I'll waste gas

Speeding my way downtown
Screaming fast
I'll now pass
And I'm home bound

Wasting gas ahead
Just plowing my way
Mowing away
All the crowd

And I'll smash you
And I'll blast you
Well now you wonder
Well I can't fly into the sky
The airlines have all gone bye-bye
Now you know I'd drive a thousand miles
If I could waste gas...

Well I can't fly into the sky
The airlines have all gone bye-bye
Now you know I'd drive a thousand miles
If I could waste gas...tonight

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jerry - December 10, 2003 - Report this comment
miles driven, divided by mpg is the only way to determine someones fuel usage, just having the mpg information tells you nothing. only brain-dead drooling zombees like yourself ASSUME that they can tell anything from just having half the information. most people have enough brains to figure that out, everyone but the freedom hating, anti-american, hatred spreading filth, trying to destroy america. you are not funny, cute or clever at all. you are just a moron that gulped down the anti-suv bs like a good little near-sighted, narrow minded retarded child. so put on your blinders and slam your face down on the part about mpgs, because that is obviously all your pea-sized pretzel of a mind can understand.
Ashley - February 26, 2004 - Report this comment
It's a joke, Jerry. You are the retard. You know. PARODY? A literary or artistic work that imitates the characteristic style of an author or a work for comic effect or ridicule? Get a life. P.S. What's with you and SUVS?

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