Song Parodies -> Detention
| Original Song Title: | "A Thousand Miles" |
| Original Performer: | Vanessa Carlton |
| Parody Song Title: | "Detention" |
| Parody Written by: | RobbieCawley |
Making my way down hall
Walking fast
Faces pass
And I'm home bound
Staring blankly ahead
Just making my way
Making a way
to my locker
And I HATE you
And I HATE you
And now I wonder
If I could skip
my Detention
Do you think I
Would pass her by
Cause you know I'd Skip a thousand Detentions
If I could just go home... today
It's always times like these
When I see of you
And I hope
you dont see me
Cause everything's so wrong
And I don't belong
Living in
Your precious Detention
And I HATE you
And I HATE you
And now I wonder
If I could skip
my Detention
Do you think I
Would pass her by
Cause you know I'd Skip a thousand Detentions
If I could just go home... today
And I, I don't wanna let you know
I, I that i am skipping
I, I don't wanna let this go
I, I've fallen... ahhhh!
Making my way down the hall
Walking fast
Faces pass
And I'm home bound
Staring blankly ahead
Making my way
Making a way
Through the crowd
And I still Hate you
And I still HATE you
And now I wonder
If I could skip
my Detention
Do you think I
Would pass her by
Cause you know I'd Skip a thousand Detentions
If I could just go home...
And now I wonder
If I could skip
my Detention
Do you think I
Would pass her by
Cause you know I'd Skip a thousand Detentions
If I could just go home... today if i could just go home...NO!...... CRAP she saw me!!!
Walking fast
Faces pass
And I'm home bound
Staring blankly ahead
Just making my way
Making a way
to my locker
And I HATE you
And I HATE you
And now I wonder
If I could skip
my Detention
Do you think I
Would pass her by
Cause you know I'd Skip a thousand Detentions
If I could just go home... today
It's always times like these
When I see of you
And I hope
you dont see me
Cause everything's so wrong
And I don't belong
Living in
Your precious Detention
And I HATE you
And I HATE you
And now I wonder
If I could skip
my Detention
Do you think I
Would pass her by
Cause you know I'd Skip a thousand Detentions
If I could just go home... today
And I, I don't wanna let you know
I, I that i am skipping
I, I don't wanna let this go
I, I've fallen... ahhhh!
Making my way down the hall
Walking fast
Faces pass
And I'm home bound
Staring blankly ahead
Making my way
Making a way
Through the crowd
And I still Hate you
And I still HATE you
And now I wonder
If I could skip
my Detention
Do you think I
Would pass her by
Cause you know I'd Skip a thousand Detentions
If I could just go home...
And now I wonder
If I could skip
my Detention
Do you think I
Would pass her by
Cause you know I'd Skip a thousand Detentions
If I could just go home... today if i could just go home...NO!...... CRAP she saw me!!!
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Yuck! Not a redeeming quality to be found!
The funniest parody I have ever read in my life.
thanks for that! i thought of that in detention! lol,PF4Eva! (this is the Author)
Another bad parody 1,1,1
Hmm...funny...but it seems like you need to work on pacing...could get better with time, don't get discouraged with the bad numbers...same problems I've been stuck with in my parodies. Good luck! 1-5-3
im kind of bad at writing, but... kind of pointless
Good job.
lol
I like it, but you need to work on rhyming. Good stuff though.
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