-> "Ordinary Fillet"
Original Song Title:
"Ordinary Day"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Ordinary Fillet"
The Lyrics
Just a fillet
Just an ordinary fillet
Just trying to sell fries
Just a ploy
Just a cheap marketing ploy
But it was just an outright lie
And as the commercial ran on too long
I started to realize
That everyday you see
Ads just like these on TV
And they attempt to be funny
They said: Buy my brand
Eat while you can
And if you eat at our restaurant you will be "da man"
And the commercial appeals to ordinary nerds
Although they did not feel
For they thought that McDonald's was cool
And they bought only Happy Meals
And as they looked down into those fries
The grease it bothers them
And to know they've been fat fried
For they'll clog your arteries in short time
And the ads said: Buy my brand
Eat while you can
And if you eat at our restaurant you will be "da man"
Then you will be "da man"
Then you will be "da man"
Please dine with me
Eat what I eat
Munch on if your tummy agrees
Tummy will not agree
And this must be
Just a scheme
Just an ordinary scheme
As we are misled
And the ploy, that ploy, that ordinary ploy
Oh why is must this crap be fed?
Did they admit their food tastes like dung?
It all seems a schpeil
But as I sat there getting bored
I saw the commercial again for the Happy Meal
And it said: Buy my brand
Eat while you can
And if you eat at our restaurant you will be "da man"
Then you will be "da man"
Then you will be "da man"
Just a fillet
Just an ordinary fillet
Just trying to sell fries
Just a ploy
Just an ordinary ploy
But it was basically a lie
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