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Song Parodies -> "Thousand Bucks"

Original Song Title:

"Thousand Miles"

Original Performer:

Vanessa Carlton

Parody Song Title:

"Thousand Bucks"

Parody Written by:

NYCs Finest

The Lyrics

NYC's Finest a.k.a Gavin----> This parody is about a desperate shopper and big spender
"A Thousand Bucks"

Shoppin away downtown
Walking fast
Spending cash
And I'm broke bound

Spending blankly ahead
Just squeezing my way
creating a way
Through the crowd

And I see shoes
And I'll buy you
And now I wonder....

If I could Spare
Another five
Do you think I'm
Just wasting time
'Cause you know I'd spend
A thousand bucks
If I could
Just buy shoes

It's always times like these
When I think of Shoes
And I wonder
If they even
Would fit me

'Cause Prices are so strong
And I don't belong
Spending and
Losing Moneyyy

'Cause I need Shoes
And I'll buy you
And now I wonder....

If I could buy
A piece of Pie
Do you think I'll
Go broke this time
'Cause you know I've walked
A thousand miles
So I could
Just buy shoes

And I, I
Don't want do want to wind up broke
I, I
Dont want another stroke
I, I
Don't want no Mcdonadls
I, I

Losing some weight downtown
Walking fast
stores pass
Because i'm hungry

Starving blankly ahead
Just making my way
Making a way
Through the crowd

And they will feed you
And They will miss you
And now I wonder....

If I could buy
Some Fried Rice
Do you think the fat
Would go to my thighs
'Cause you know I'd Spend
A thousand bucks
Just for some
Chiense food...

If I could have
Some french fries
whre do you think the fat
Would go this time
'Cause you know I've Spent
A thousand bucks
on some food
and some shoes
and also
Chiense food


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