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Song Parodies -> "Lose 2 Pouunds"

Original Song Title:

"Thousand Miles"

Original Performer:

Vanessa Carlton

Parody Song Title:

"Lose 2 Pouunds"

Parody Written by:

Gavin Wilkinson

The Lyrics

"Lose 2 Pounds"

tryin to lose weight downtown
Walking fast
Faces pass
And I'm home bound

Starving blankly ahead
Just squeezing my way
Making a way
Through the crowd

And I'll feed you
And I'll eat you
And now I wonder....

If I could eat
a piece of pie
Do you think the fat
Would go to my thighs
'Cause you know I'd walk
A thousand miles
If I could
Just lose 2
pounds

It's always times like these
When I think of food
And I wonder
If I'll ever
be skinny

'Cause cant even wear a tong
waist is to long
cuz I ate to much
goddam Mcidiis

'Cause I'll feed you
And I'll eat you
And now I wonder....

If I could eat
1 apple pie
where do u think the fat
Would go this time
'Cause you know I'd walk
A thousand miles
If I could
lose 2 pounds
Tonight

And I, I]vb
Don't want no McDonalds
I, I
Don't want no KFC
I, I
Don't want to let this go
I, I
Don't....

gaining more weight downtown
Walking faster
Faces pass
And I'm home bound

Starving blankly ahead
Just squeezing my way
creating a way
Through the crowd

And I still feed you
And I still eat pooh
And now I wonder....

If I could have
1 last apple pie
Where do u think the fat
Would go this time
'Cause you know I cant walk
A thousand miles
cuz I need to
take a Pooh...

If I could have
some French fries
Do you think the fat
Would go to my thighs
'Cause you know I'd walk
A thousand miles
If I could
Just taste some
If I smell some
Chinese food
Tonight
© Gavin Wilkinson 2005

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juls1 - December 02, 2005 - Report this comment
That was ha-ha-larious!
PARODY GENIUS - December 04, 2005 - Report this comment
THIS WAS SOOO FUNNY OH MY GOODNESS I WAS LAUGHING THROUGH THE WHOLE THING. I MAKE PARODIES TOO BUT THIS ONE IS JUST WAYYYY BETTER THAN MINE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA awesome!!!!
Stinky Marshmellow - December 04, 2005 - Report this comment
:D :D woo ... its awesome...555

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