Song Parodies -> 1,000 Pounds
| Original Song Title: | "1,000 Miles" |
| Original Performer: | Vanessa Carlton |
| Parody Song Title: | "1,000 Pounds" |
| Parody Written by: | Uberalex |
alex and i came up with this idea while we were bored. But This is sort about alexs' eating habits.
Makin' my way downtown,
Walking slow,
Faces go,
They seem weightless.
Food is in my head,
But I'm Fittin' my way,
Fittin' my weight
through the crowd.
And I'm Hungry,
Man, I need food,
and now I wonder...
Chorus: If food would fall,
Straight from the sky,
What would be, Catching my eye?
And I know I'd gain A Thousand pounds,
If i ate my weight, In food.
Every time I eat,
I think Of food,
and I wonder if food ever Thinks of me.
But at times things go wrong,
and I eat to long,
Eating is a Special Memory
And I Dream Food,
And I Wish Food,
And Now i Wonder....
Chorus X1
And I, I, Don't want to stop eating,
I, I, Love eating that is true,
I, I, Cannot Stop Eating,
I, I, Don't.
Making my Way downtown,
Losin' weight,
This is great,
And i'm fit now.
Eyein' a donut shop,
And I go in,
I buy nearly the,
whole dang stock.
Won't Stop eating,
It's a Habit,
And I still wonder...
If food would fall,
Straight from the sky,
What Would be, Catching my eye?
And I Know I'd Gain A Thousand Pounds,
If I ate my weight in..
If I Chomped my weight..
In food.
Walking slow,
Faces go,
They seem weightless.
Food is in my head,
But I'm Fittin' my way,
Fittin' my weight
through the crowd.
And I'm Hungry,
Man, I need food,
and now I wonder...
Chorus: If food would fall,
Straight from the sky,
What would be, Catching my eye?
And I know I'd gain A Thousand pounds,
If i ate my weight, In food.
Every time I eat,
I think Of food,
and I wonder if food ever Thinks of me.
But at times things go wrong,
and I eat to long,
Eating is a Special Memory
And I Dream Food,
And I Wish Food,
And Now i Wonder....
Chorus X1
And I, I, Don't want to stop eating,
I, I, Love eating that is true,
I, I, Cannot Stop Eating,
I, I, Don't.
Making my Way downtown,
Losin' weight,
This is great,
And i'm fit now.
Eyein' a donut shop,
And I go in,
I buy nearly the,
whole dang stock.
Won't Stop eating,
It's a Habit,
And I still wonder...
If food would fall,
Straight from the sky,
What Would be, Catching my eye?
And I Know I'd Gain A Thousand Pounds,
If I ate my weight in..
If I Chomped my weight..
In food.
No offence to alex price.
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No offence taken Uber. 555!
444. I'm not certain about this one. It seemed lacking in its originality, but maybe that's just me.
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