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Song Parodies -> "Bust Twice Its Size"

Original Song Title:

"1000 Miles"

Original Performer:

Vanessa Carlton

Parody Song Title:

"Bust Twice Its Size"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Making my way passed your house,
Hear you shout, look and glance,
And you look strange.

Something different with you
I don't have a clue
Something about your chest has changed.

Cause when we split up,
You were a A cup,
And now I wonder...

Why you saw me so surprised,
Is this a trick
Played on my eyes?
Or has your bust grown to twice its size
That it was when you...
Was mine?

And now they are massive
And you assets,
I can't see how thats explanatory.

It must be a new bra
Or by far, you've gone out
Your way for surgery.

Or was it manure?
To help you mature?
And now I wonder...

If you jump, would they bounce?
Or would they burst
If I would pounce?
Oh, Cause hows your bust grown to twice its size
Then it was when you.....
Was mine?

I, I, wish you'd let me know
I, I, drown in my misery.
I, I, don't know how they have grown.
I, I, don't.

Maybe its all a fake,
With fillet steaks,
Stuffed down so you pretend.

Or maybe you have been blessed,
And now I'm obsessed,
That out relationship had to end?

Now that old loose top,
Is about to pop,
And now I wonder...

Cause their so firm, and they look nice
Bags of fun
Bunched side to side
But hows your busts grown to twice its size
Then it was when you.....?

oh oh

They stand out proud and bring you pride
They moves so smooth, when you stride
But hows your bust grown to twice its size
If I could see them.

And then I'd know how.....(Bang, balloon deflates)

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