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Song Parodies -> "Kill a Thousand Guys"

Original Song Title:

"A Thousand Miles"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Vanessa Carlton

Parody Song Title:

"Kill a Thousand Guys"

Parody Written by:

Sarah

The Lyrics

Shakin my gun downtown talkin fast faces freeze and I'm jailbound

shootin blankly ahead just shootin a guy shootin a guy through the head

and I need you need to kill you and now I wonder

If I could stab you all night do you think the crime would pass me by cause you know I'd kill a thousand guys if I could just stab you...tonight

It's always crimes like these when I think of you and I wonder if you ever think of me

Cause every crimes not wrong and I don't belong in your precious cell

Cause I need you need to kill you and now I wonder

If I could stab you all night do you think the crime would pass me by cause you know I'd kill a thousand guys if I could just stab you...tonight

And I I don't want to let you live I I wanna drown you in your swimming pool I I don't wanna let you live I I don't

Shakin' my gun downtown talkin fast faces freeze and I'm jailbound

Shootin' blankly ahead just shootin a guy shootin a guy through the head

And I still need you still need to kill you and now I wonder

If I could stab you all night do you think the crime would pass me by cause you know I'd kill a thousand guys if I could just stab you...tonight

Die, Die

If I could stab you all night do you think the crime would pass me by cause you know I'd kill a thousand guys if I could just stab you...if I could just shoot you....tonight.

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