Song Parodies -> Kill a Thousand Guys
| Original Song Title: | "A Thousand Miles" |
| Original Performer: | Vanessa Carlton |
| Parody Song Title: | "Kill a Thousand Guys" |
| Parody Written by: | Sarah |
Shakin my gun downtown talkin fast faces freeze and I'm jailbound
shootin blankly ahead just shootin a guy shootin a guy through the head
and I need you need to kill you and now I wonder
If I could stab you all night do you think the crime would pass me by cause you know I'd kill a thousand guys if I could just stab you...tonight
It's always crimes like these when I think of you and I wonder if you ever think of me
Cause every crimes not wrong and I don't belong in your precious cell
Cause I need you need to kill you and now I wonder
If I could stab you all night do you think the crime would pass me by cause you know I'd kill a thousand guys if I could just stab you...tonight
And I I don't want to let you live I I wanna drown you in your swimming pool I I don't wanna let you live I I don't
Shakin' my gun downtown talkin fast faces freeze and I'm jailbound
Shootin' blankly ahead just shootin a guy shootin a guy through the head
And I still need you still need to kill you and now I wonder
If I could stab you all night do you think the crime would pass me by cause you know I'd kill a thousand guys if I could just stab you...tonight
Die, Die
If I could stab you all night do you think the crime would pass me by cause you know I'd kill a thousand guys if I could just stab you...if I could just shoot you....tonight.
shootin blankly ahead just shootin a guy shootin a guy through the head
and I need you need to kill you and now I wonder
If I could stab you all night do you think the crime would pass me by cause you know I'd kill a thousand guys if I could just stab you...tonight
It's always crimes like these when I think of you and I wonder if you ever think of me
Cause every crimes not wrong and I don't belong in your precious cell
Cause I need you need to kill you and now I wonder
If I could stab you all night do you think the crime would pass me by cause you know I'd kill a thousand guys if I could just stab you...tonight
And I I don't want to let you live I I wanna drown you in your swimming pool I I don't wanna let you live I I don't
Shakin' my gun downtown talkin fast faces freeze and I'm jailbound
Shootin' blankly ahead just shootin a guy shootin a guy through the head
And I still need you still need to kill you and now I wonder
If I could stab you all night do you think the crime would pass me by cause you know I'd kill a thousand guys if I could just stab you...tonight
Die, Die
If I could stab you all night do you think the crime would pass me by cause you know I'd kill a thousand guys if I could just stab you...if I could just shoot you....tonight.
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