You don't how you got them, you don't know why
You can't reduce them and say goodbye.
All you know is when you started you were a B
But with modern surgery you are now a D.
I'm singing...

"Jubberlies!" then everything is alright.
I'll be the one to feel you up at night.
If you wanna feel I can guarantee
You won't grope nobody else like me.

I'm not worried 'bout those boobs you wear
Cus as long as they're a D-cup then I don't really care.
You're looking guilty cus I'm full aware
Those ain't your real jubblies, they're a silicone pair.
I'm singing...

"Jubberlies!" then everything is alright.
I'll be the one to feel you up at night,
And if you wanna feel I can guarantee
You won't grope nobody else like me.

Can't give you push-ups, I can't give you breasts.
You're better off if we ignore your chest.
Don't have a G-cup but to God we will pray:
We'll get more implants for your breasts some day!"

Jubberlies!" then everything is alright.
I'll be the one to feel you up at night,
And if you wanna feel I can guarantee
You won't grope nobody else like me...