-> "Swallow Me"
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Parody Song Title:
You dont know why you eat me you dont know why,
you cant turn around and eat stirfry,
all you know is when you eat me im cholestorol free,
i dont clog up your veins and baby you should think me,
swallow me come on just take a bite,
i promise i wont give you heartburn at night,
and if you wont eat i can guarentee,
you wont find no other food like me,
Im so worried about the food you eat,
but as long as you eat veggies then your heart will beat,
thats way to salty just eat a pear .
but you are losing weight and growing back your hair,
chorus/ guitar solo
wont give you honey cant give you deep fry,
its better when your blood pressure aint high,
and no more season no more on your tray,
until you eat you cannot go out and play,
repeat verse 1.
chorus x 3
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