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Song Parodies -> "Swallow Me"

Original Song Title:

"Follow Me"

Original Performer:

Uncle Kracker

Parody Song Title:

"Swallow Me"

Parody Written by:

Ghetto John

The Lyrics

For those of you who have taken the time to read my other parodys i usually write about another point of view in a strange way sometimes a fish sometimes dorothy and sometimes a fat guy, but this one is about a very caring piece of food who is highly healthy and just so you know this what happens when food gets HORNY!!
You dont know why you eat me you dont know why,
you cant turn around and eat stirfry,
all you know is when you eat me im cholestorol free,
i dont clog up your veins and baby you should think me,

swallow me come on just take a bite,
i promise i wont give you heartburn at night,
and if you wont eat i can guarentee,
you wont find no other food like me,

Im so worried about the food you eat,
but as long as you eat veggies then your heart will beat,
thats way to salty just eat a pear .
but you are losing weight and growing back your hair,

chorus/ guitar solo

wont give you honey cant give you deep fry,
its better when your blood pressure aint high,
and no more season no more on your tray,
until you eat you cannot go out and play,


repeat verse 1.

chorus x 3

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 32

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Scott - January 24, 2003 - Report this comment
hey man i got some parodys myself and i was wonderin if u knew a web site i could send them to ? thx
Ghetto John - February 06, 2003 - Report this comment
um how about its the best parody website in the world!!!!!! : )
Mike Florio - February 06, 2003 - Report this comment
I also wrote a song called "Swallow me" but it was about Drugs...
Daniel J - April 30, 2012 - Report this comment
Where is the video for this? i want the video

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