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Song Parodies -> "Eat Your Peas"

Original Song Title:

"Follow Me"

Original Performer:

Uncle Kracker

Parody Song Title:

"Eat Your Peas"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

1. You always complain about what's on your plate
You always show up for meals 10 minutes late.
I'm not gonna take your whining
And can't you see
All I want you to do is eat your peas

I'm saying,
Eat your peas or you won't get dessert,
Don't try to hide your veggies down your shirt,
And if ya wanna whine, I'll tell you tonight,
Yeah, you won't end up winning the fight.

2. I'm not worried that you hate your food,
Cause your moaning's not gonna do you any good.
You want some ice cream,
I'm well aware,
But you won't eat your greens
So really, I don't care.


Won't give you candy I won't give you some pie,
You're better off if you don't ask why.
I don't care if your food tastes like dirt,
If you just ate your meal then you'd get dessert!


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Becca - December 23, 2003 - Report this comment
ahhhh this sounds like a mom who wrote this, its funny and all but i TOTALLY disagree! lol! well good job, i love all your songs.. (but not this one) jk

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