Deck the halls with gobs of jelly,
Fa la la la la la, la la la la.
Tis the season to be silly,
Fa la la la la la, la la la la.
Deck the stalls with shaving cream,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
And listen to the ladies scream,
Fa la la la la la, la la la la.

See the burning rags before us,
Fa la la la la la, la la la la.
Strike a match and join the chorus.
Fa la la la la la, la la la la.
Follow me in merry arson,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
They'll send us all to see the parson,
Fa la la la la la, la la la la.

Deck the rooms with toilet paper,
Fa la la la la la, la la la la.
Line the halls with clueless gapers,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Then let's start a panty raid,
Fa la la la la la, la la la la.
Uh, we got a stack of pink slips from the R.A.,
Fa, lah, lah, lah, lah, laaaaah, lah, laaaah, laaaah, lah.