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Song Parodies -> "We Three Kings parody (my adaptation)"

Original Song Title:

"We Three Kings"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"We Three Kings parody (my adaptation)"

Parody Written by:

Michael McVey

The Lyrics

The famous "loaded cigar" song now has a refrain!
We three kings of Orient are
Trying to smoke one of Castro's cigars
It was loaded, now it exploded
We cannot follow the star.

O-oh, star of wonder, star of light,
we cannot follow thee tonight.
Fidel's cigars exploded in our faces on Christmas night!

We two kings of Orient are
Trying to smoke one of Castro's cigars
It was loaded, now it exploded
We cannot follow the star.

O-oh, star of wonder, star of light,
we cannot follow thee tonight.
Fidel's cigars exploded in our faces on Christmas night!

I the King of Orient are
trying to smoke one of Castro's cigars
It was loaded, now it exploded,
I cannot follow the star.

O-oh, star of wonder, star of light,
I cannot follow thee tonight.
Fidel's cigar exploded in my face on Christmas night!

God rest ye merry gentlemen!
2003 Michael W. McVeySpoofs and Parodies Yahoo Group

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Werepyre411 - November 15, 2006 - Report this comment
OMG that was too funny! We 555 kings of orient are!
lokotinsky - April 08, 2011 - Report this comment
My mother taught me this one... We Three Kings of Orient are Tried to smoke a rubber cigar It was loaded It exploded Now we're on yonder star Ohhh, ohhh Sloe gin, rum and ginger ale That's how we wound up in jail It's a thousand bucks for bail From now on it's Adam's ale

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