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Song Parodies -> "The Red, White, and Brown (The Yummy Neapolitan)"

Original Song Title:

"Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue (The Angry American)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Toby Keith

Parody Song Title:

"The Red, White, and Brown (The Yummy Neapolitan)"

Parody Written by:

Jason C. Reeher

The Lyrics

How to fight terrorism? Why, with bad country music and ice cream, of course!
"The Red, White and Brown (The Yummy Neapolitan)"

American girls and American guys, will always eat ice cream
Will always recognize
When we see the Dairy Queen
There's a lot of cows milked
So that we can eat ice cream that's as creamy as silk

My daddy served at a soda fountain
'Til he lost his right arm
He had to retire from that, bought a dairy farm
He wanted my mother, my brother, my sister and me
To grow up eating only the best ice cream.

Now this dessert that I love has fallen under attack
They say there's so many other more nutrious snacks
Soon as we could see clearly to milk enough cows
Man we froze enough 'cream, to feed a whole town!

Hey, Mister Misty put your name at the top of his list
And Dairy Queen started shaking her fist
And the spoons will fly,
And it's gonna be cold
When you see how much goddamn ice cream gets sold
It'll feel like peanuts and caramel are raining down
Brought to you courtesy of the Red, White, and Brown!

Sundaes will be served, and the battle will rage
Parfaits don't like it when you mix them with sage
You'll be sorry you messed with ice cream today
Cuz' we'll put a scoop on your cone
It's the American Way

And it'll feel like Neapolitan is raining down
Courtesy of the Red, White and Brown

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