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Song Parodies -> "Who's My Daddy?"

Original Song Title:

"Who's Your Daddy?"

Original Performer:

Toby Keith

Parody Song Title:

"Who's My Daddy?"

Parody Written by:

Jay Kay Arrr

The Lyrics

When you were young you sure got around, mommy
Tell me what you had on your mind-
I guess you found out that you were knocked up in the summertime-
So you were looking big, bulgin' out like a pregnant woman should
Gettin stretch marks on your sides
Cause you had to sleep around every once in a while

You ran on a little tough luck mommy
when you got laid-
Now you're stuck feeding and changing me-
But don't blame me for the
bed you've made-

Who's my daddy? I'm whose baby?
Is he white, black, or Mexican?

And who's the one guy
that you got frisky with
nine months before I
Came rolling in

I've got the brown hair
You're on the welfare
Let's stop and think
so we can know?

Who's my daddy?
I'm whose baby?
How much child
support's he owe?

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