-> "My Hit List"
Original Song Title:
"My List"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"My Hit List"
The Lyrics
Get paid to kick ass is my fate
With a list of guys who I must slay
First the pimp Hank and a couple whores
This Hitman job is a freaking chore
I cross 'em off as they all get gunned
It keeps me out of debt
There's still more than a few dudes left
I need to send out threats
That Chinese Wok
The owner over there
Then to plan the death of singer Cher
Put on some gloves to leave no prints
I can't give the cops any kinda hint
Blood and gore sure looks fine
On that job resume of mine
I need to torch the house of that guy from Kiss
Gene Simmons! That's the next guy on my list
Like to play God with their fates
Now Will Ferrell's become shark bait
If you're not dead you're in a sling
Cause that is how they train these things
I'm not caught dead in a suit or tux
And I won't even shave
I used to dress up fancy
But I hated the blood stains
Got eyes like a hawk
Strong as a bear
I drink a whole lot then cuss and swear
As you can tell I'm a bad ass
I'll have you walk on broken glass
You'll hear my roar and you'll just whine
Cause this warehouse will be your shrine
I'm from New York and I've got accent
A villian? That is what I'm called I guess
A taxi to Hell
This job is cursed
Flames I won't survive if I live at church
Cause I've got folks blown to bits
And set up many other hits
Make your fate! Now for cheap!
I'm not mean, but need money
I am the best at this murdering biz
A gold ribbon! I am wearing on my chest
Who's trying out brick shoes today?
It's the leader singer of The Fray...
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