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Song Parodies -> "You Wanna Talk About Weed!"

Original Song Title:

"I Wanna Talk About Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Toby Keith

Parody Song Title:

"You Wanna Talk About Weed!"

Parody Written by:

Syncronos

The Lyrics

Whitney Houston has inspired me yet again...
This isn't gonna work 'cause your hubby is a jerk
You're hidin' in the church from the truth, 'cause it hurts
We know about the troubles you've been having with bubbles
In the Henney and the Belvey and those vodka-gin doubles...
We know about your friends and the places that you've been
There'll never be an end to the money that you spend
The powder's up your nose and the crack-smoke blows
And God knows we're gonna smell it on your clothes
You know talkin' about you makes us smile
But every once in awhile

You wanna talk about weed
Wanna go and get high
Wanna talk about rollin' one
Oh my me my
In a bong, in a joint, what you smoke, what you want, don't you see?
You like gettin' drunk u-u-u-u-usually, but occassionally
You wanna talk about weed!
You wanna talk about weed!

You used to have your dreams, now you've only got your schemes
A big dope fiend on the entertainment scene
You're just as bad as Jackson outta Gary, Indiana
You'll end up in a trailer down in Alabama
We see it in your eyes and we see it in your size
Your bone thin thighs that you hide with a disguise
We talk about your heart, how it stops when you fart
And your medical charts say you're not too smart
You know talking about you makes us grin
But now it's time again!

You wanna talk about weed
Wanna go and get high
Wanna talk about rollin' one
Oh my me my
In a bong, in a joint, what you smoke, what you want, don't you see?
You like gettin' drunk u-u-u-u-usually, but occassionally
You wanna talk about weed!
You wanna talk about weed!

Booze crack booze crack booze crack booze crack
booze booze booze booze booze
You wanna talk about WEED!

You wanna talk about weed
Wanna go and get high
Wanna talk about rollin' one
Oh my me my
In a bong, in a joint, what you smoke, what you want, don't you see?
You like gettin' drunk u-u-u-u-usually, but occassionally
You wanna talk about weed!
You wanna talk about weed!

"That ain't nothin' but a cigarette."
"This is ciga-WEED!"

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Jodan (half of mike armstrong) - December 10, 2002 - Report this comment
this song is NICE. check out our whitney parody... Because you drugged, thugged, mugged me.
teehee - October 12, 2003 - Report this comment
hmm a country song that ppl at my school might actually consider listening to if the words were really "wanna talk about weed" lol what is happening with these ppls?

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