Yo' mama's a lazy one
She'll fill up the whole stadium
Her crack's as long as the 50 yard line

Well, yo mama's a heavy one
Weighs as much as a Chevy ton
Across her thighs, it reads "call for a good time"

Anything happens when people start snappin'
The insults will draw a big crowd
Well, it might be funny to set this to country
So I'm going to say it out loud

Yo' mama is a cow!
Yo' mama is a cow
Munchin up all that hay
I just saw farmer Johnson
Milkin' her today
My mama may be ugly
But there ain't any doubt
See her out there grazin'?
Yo' mama is a cow

Well, yo' mom's drunk off Hennessee
She wants to have some fun with me
But her fat ass couldn't get out the car

Well, yo mom is a funny girl
The biggest 'ho in all the world
Give her a dime, and her legs spread apart

And when she comes home
She is always alone
With her 30 kids cryin down the hall

The insults are dingin'
But here I am singin'
Its me, with the snap that tops them all!

Yo' mama is a cow!
Yo' mama is a cow
Munchin up all that hay
I just saw farmer Johnson
Milkin' her today
My mama may be ugly
But there ain't any doubt
See her out there grazin'?
Yo' mama is a cow

That's right...a fat ass cow too!
Your turn...