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Song Parodies -> "Chocolate Soldier"

Original Song Title:

"American Soldier"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Toby Keith

Parody Song Title:

"Chocolate Soldier"

Parody Written by:

Billy Boyd

The Lyrics

I know it's kinda hot out, and that ain't very fun
but come into the store here, there's something for everyone
For a drink that's cold and yummy, all chocolatey and smooth
just come over to the drinks, and I will be here just for you
I don't cost alot of money, not too much you'll have to pay
and if you only have a dollar, you should buy me anyway
'cause I'm real good for your sweet tooth, and you won't be thirsty
by myself or with a snack, i'm the drink you need
'cause water just tastes boring and soda's just too strong
and you know that I'll be real fresh, I haven't been here long
So, why are you still waiting? Just open this here door
Yeah, I'm chocolate and I'm tasty, I'm what you're thirsty for
And I taste great from the bottle, or over a glass of ice
no matter how you want it, I will satisfy
So, I wanna be drank by you, it's okay, you see
'cause if you want another, there's others behind me

I'm a Chocolate Soldier, a choc-o-late
beside the Pepsi and the Livewire
I'd be real cold in your hand
If you are kinda thirsty, I'm what you should buy
For something cold and sweet you should just give me a try
A Chocolate Soldier, I'm a Cocolate Soldier

Yeah, a Chocolate Soldier, a choc-o-late
beside the Pepsi and the Livewire
I'd be real cold in your hand
If you are kinda thirsty, I'm what you should buy
For something cold and sweet you should just give me a try
A Chocolate Soldier, I'm a Chocolate...

A Chocolate...
A Chocolate...
A Chocolate Soldier



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Royce Miller - May 23, 2005 - Report this comment
I don't know this original song, and I've never had a chocolate soldier (what is it?); but your lyrics are charming.
Billy Boyd - May 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Royce. And Chocolate Soldier is a chocolate drink just like Yoohoo.
AFW - May 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Like Royce, I'm not familiar with this tune.. I know Toby Keith, but don't follow a lot of the new country...Havin' a few mile markers on me..l lean more to classic CW stuff..But I do like the chocolate drinks once in a time...and you're parody reads well, is consistent, and tells a good tale...555
Rick C - May 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Dark and sweet...5s

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