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Song Parodies -> "White Redneck Fool"

Original Song Title:

"Courtesy Of The Red, White & Blue"

Original Performer:

Toby Keith

Parody Song Title:

"White Redneck Fool"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

toby keith is really ignorant.
Republican girls and Republican guys
Will always support our boys in blue
Although we're not sure why
When I drive my SUV
There's a lot of men dead
"Iraq has the weapons" is what George Bush said

The Middle East will be destroyed
By us, the Right Wing
So I'm gonna express my ignorance
With this song that I sing
I think those towelheads, and desert apes, and sand monkeys
All of them are a threat to the land of the free
See, this nation that I love has fallen under attack
A mighty sucker punch came flying in and was supported by Iraq
Soon as we can see clearly through our big black eye
All of you God damn Muslims, YER ALL GONNA DIE!!!

The president says that Iraq has weapons
I believe him of coarse, he is the president!
I know he wouldn't lie
And we're gonna do well
When you hear our lord Jesus send the Arabs to hell
And it will feel like a million bombs are raining down on you
Brought to you courtesy of a WHITE REDNECK FOOL!

Injustice will be shown
And the battle will rage
Until we find those weapons, we'll find them someday
Some Iraqis were tortured by some soldiers on tape
They did one hell of a job!
It was the American way!

They deserved that abuse for all that they've done
The Iraqis support terrorists in Afganistan
The U.S will be safe
But most importantly
I'll have plenty of oil for my new SUV!
And it'll feel like I can drive forever and not run out of fuel
Brought to you courtesy of the white redneck fool!

Of the white redneck fool
(and I hope that soon we will)
Bomb Canada too!

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Pacing: 2.5
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Overall Rating: 2.6

Total Votes: 10

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Arwen - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Um...all political stances aside...your initial stanza, including

"Republican girls and Republican guys
Will always support our boys in blue
Although we're not sure why"

left a bad taste in my mouth. Whether you support GWB or ought to support the troops...I'm sure that they want to come home as much as you want them to come home...but they're still out there doing what they're doing for you...

Plus, I got hung up on pacing too many times to even make it through the song...
Big G - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
I swear, you people make me sick, here's the muslim system of justice Underware on POW head= chopping off of civillans head Freedom and Deocracy=Planes into Pentagon and WTC Let me guess, you think we deserved 9-11 right I bet you get an adrelline rush when the swimmer Teddy Kenedy calls W a liar. I bet you thought Saddam was a good leader Saddam killed his own people I don't a damn wether or not he had WMDs we needed to get the Iraqies OUT of there it was compareble to the conentration camps of the 1940's When Robert KKK Byrd says "Wrong" And if we went there for the oil then why is gas so expensive, and your buddy John Kerry has a private gas burning jet, and he CONFESSED to burning villages in vietnam it's proubly on reccord with COngress go check it out.\ And one last thing, you stay away from country music, it's the last conservitve thing left, between you and the Dixe Chicks country music is going to the left in a hand basket.
Are you kidding me? - August 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Am I the only one who thinks Big G is completely insane?
Bob's your uncle - August 07, 2004 - Report this comment
No, you're not the only one. WWMLKD. What Would Martin Luther King Do? Boycott Big G!
Big G - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey I don't anything to boycott, and anyway I may a little insane but is from being the sole defender of GWB on this site, or at least the only consistant defender, and guys I've tried to refrain from personal attacks so how about you guys do the same, we aren't getting anywhere from calling people insane.
Paul Robinson - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Big G - I agree it is not polite for folks to call you insane over your political views. But the VIEWS themselves are almost entirely INANE. And while you may feel compelled for some reason to chase around the site protecting Mr. Bush from all criticisms and negative comments it seems more than a trifle silly, at least to me. Surely some of the remarks that have been made about Mr. Bush have some validity to them, but you don't seem to be able to accept that. By denying the obvious and then randomly firing up wild, ludicrous statements that you cannot logically support or properly validate you leave yourself open to unflattering personal remarks & comments. When you continually do this and compound it all with really poor spelling, atrocious grammar, and silly, childish musical introductions to your supposed points (Like saying "DA DA DA..." ad nauseam) even the most fair-minded reader may eventually grow tired and impatient with you. Please, just take a look at what you wrote on 08/06 at 9:38 pm. Just try and remove your political biases from your mind for just the briefest of moments and read those remarks - try it slowly and out loud. Can you see what I am talking about now? Everything you said there is just randomly jammed together without any attempt at organizing your supposed points. You make absolutely no effort to frame or structure your remarks to build to your contentions into coherent statements. I could go on even further here but I think I’ve given you enough examples to make my point. Even someone who DID believe the junk you are saying here would have to be embarrassed to step forward and support or agree with your positions. You know, if I thought you had any good points that would damage MY points of view I wouldn’t make this effort to help you here. But even if you did take my advice and fix up what you are saying it still would be silly and inane. But at least it would be easier to wade through. PLEASE...PLEASE...PLEASE...take a step back and look at what you are putting up here. Thank you.
lindz - August 28, 2004 - Report this comment
I gotta disagree with y'all. i find this parody quite funny, really.
Someone Who Is Smarter Than The Person Who Wrote This Song - November 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Besides... Toby Keith is a Democrat. o_o
pauliss - December 19, 2004 - Report this comment
...he is?
pauliss - January 15, 2005 - Report this comment
and i just thought id let big g know, john kerry isnt my "buddy". he sucked too.
A P'Oed Toby fan - June 12, 2005 - Report this comment
I have never seen such a stupid parody in my life? This is a parody??? You must be a left wing nutjob who is still ticked that Kerry didn't win. I believe Cledus T Judd and Weird Al would hate this too. Pauliss, how low can you go? Bush is what is best for this Country at a time like this. With Bush, we don't have to worry about sending our children to war because of an evil draft. The draft is the most evil form of planning ever concocted by a human in the history of the universe. It is un-American and so is stupid parodies like this.
pauliss - June 25, 2005 - Report this comment
did i not just say that kerry sucked too?
toby keith is a sexist jerk! - September 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Bush is what is best for this country, P O'ed? Tell the to the people on the Gulf Coast.

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