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Song Parodies -> "Biomic Soldier"

Original Song Title:

"American Soldier"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Toby Keith

Parody Song Title:

"Biomic Soldier"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

A song about Choudenshi Bioman,a 1984 Japanese live-action series.
I'm just trying to be Green Two or Blue Three or Red One
Be a lover to Yellow Four,everything to everyone
Up and at 'em bright and early,I'm all in my spandex suit
Yeah,I'm dressed for success from my helmet to my boots

I don't do it for Peebo,there's still jerks that I can't kill
I don't do it for Pink Five,and it's not quite a thrill
Providing for our future's my responsibility
Yeah I'm real good under pressure,being all that I can be,

And we can call in Biorobo when a giant monster's here
We just go straight to the battle and we will interfere
You can bet that I stand ready when the wolf growls at the door
Hey,I'm solid,hey I'm steady,hey I'm true down to the core

And I will always do my duty,there's a guy we must kill
I'm doing breakdancing,I know that's just my skill
Oh,and I don't want to die for you but if dyin's asked of me
I'll bear that cross with an honor 'cause freedom don't come free

You are a Biomic Soldier,that is Biomic
It's always clever,being stronger,you will proudly do things quick
Who's better than the Biomen? Not Goggle Five,I think
I'm out here on the front lines,Green Two doesn't stink
Just a Biomic Soldier,you are a Biomic Soldier

You are a Biomic Soldier,that is Biomic
It's always clever,being stronger,you will proudly be so quick
Who's smarter than the Biomen? Not Dynaman,I think
I'm out here on the front lines,Green Two doesn't stink
We are Bioman,just a Biomic Soldier
Biomic Soldier,you are a Biomic Soldier

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