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Song Parodies -> "Penske Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Whiskey Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Toby Keith

Parody Song Title:

"Penske Girl"

Parody Written by:

Mike Armstrong

The Lyrics

The MA tribute to every die-hard racing woman out there, and the Indy 500 - Penske is in reference to legendary car owner Roger Penske, Unser & Fittipaldi & Helio (Castroneves) are 2 time Indy 500 winners, Chip Ganassi is a rival car owner, Jim Nabors (a.k.a. Gomer Pyle) sings "Back Home Again in Indiana" every year before the race - Enjoy : )
Don't my baby look good in the front row
Tellin' Helio that she sure wants his pol...
Little drinkin', smell of gasoline, it really turns her on
Hey we're goin' back home with good ol' Jim Na...
Bors watchin' those cars as they're pullin away
And when the new pace car, pulls into the pits
That's right when I see...

She don't look like Mary Hulman
She just dipped in her can of Skoal and
She sits in the infield with all of the beer
Likes Unser and Fittipaldi
Buys her race day lunch at an Aldi
She likes it with a little less brake
And a lot more 5th gear
Yea, she's my little Penske girl
She's my little Penske girl
Yea, shows a lot of cleavage girl
Oh and she loves the track

Baby got a '70 Ford Dart
Only used when she ain't racin that ol' go-cart
She'll put you in the wall if you try to pass
When we're drinkin, man she don't sip
10th Marlboro caught all up in her lip
Just loungin' there, tellin' Chip Ganassi to kiss her ass

She don't look like Mary Hulman
She just dipped in her can of Skoal and
She sits in the infield with all of the beer
Likes Unser and Fittipaldi
Buys her race day lunch at an Aldi
She likes it with a little less brake
And a lot more 5th gear
Yea, she's my little Penske girl
She's my little Penske girl
Yea, shows a lot of cleavage girl
Oh, and she loves the track

Likes Unser and Fittipaldi
Buys her race day lunch at an Aldi
She likes it with a little less brake
And a lot more 5th gear
Yea, she's my little Penske girl
She's my little Penske girl
Yea, shows a lot of cleavage girl
Oh, and she loves the track
Yea, she loves the track

Pacing was tough on this one, but syllable-wise, pacing is correct, so try to sing along (it might be tough)

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Loosekanen (The Armstrong) - May 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Mary Hulman is one of the famous Hulman family that owns the track.
Jonathan C. (Indy Gent) - May 14, 2004 - Report this comment
I wish Mari Hulman was still alive so she could swipe her grandson with one of those racing boots and yell, "Tony, what are you doing? You've ruined the race!!!".

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