-> "Penske Girl"
Original Song Title:
"Whiskey Girl"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Penske Girl"
The Lyrics
Don't my baby look good in the front row
Tellin' Helio that she sure wants his pol...
Little drinkin', smell of gasoline, it really turns her on
Hey we're goin' back home with good ol' Jim Na...
Bors watchin' those cars as they're pullin away
And when the new pace car, pulls into the pits
That's right when I see...
She don't look like Mary Hulman
She just dipped in her can of Skoal and
She sits in the infield with all of the beer
Likes Unser and Fittipaldi
Buys her race day lunch at an Aldi
She likes it with a little less brake
And a lot more 5th gear
Yea, she's my little Penske girl
She's my little Penske girl
Yea, shows a lot of cleavage girl
Oh and she loves the track
Baby got a '70 Ford Dart
Only used when she ain't racin that ol' go-cart
She'll put you in the wall if you try to pass
When we're drinkin, man she don't sip
10th Marlboro caught all up in her lip
Just loungin' there, tellin' Chip Ganassi to kiss her ass
She don't look like Mary Hulman
She just dipped in her can of Skoal and
She sits in the infield with all of the beer
Likes Unser and Fittipaldi
Buys her race day lunch at an Aldi
She likes it with a little less brake
And a lot more 5th gear
Yea, she's my little Penske girl
She's my little Penske girl
Yea, shows a lot of cleavage girl
Oh, and she loves the track
Likes Unser and Fittipaldi
Buys her race day lunch at an Aldi
She likes it with a little less brake
And a lot more 5th gear
Yea, she's my little Penske girl
She's my little Penske girl
Yea, shows a lot of cleavage girl
Oh, and she loves the track
Yea, she loves the track
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