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Song Parodies -> "How Do You Kill A Cow?"

Original Song Title:

"How Do You Like Me Now?"

Original Performer:

Toby Keith

Parody Song Title:

"How Do You Kill A Cow?"

Parody Written by:

James & His girl's

The Lyrics

This song Is on our first album but we didn't record anything

Verse 1: Well we were always stupid one's
western californion's
but we had some kin folk on the mason dickson line
so this summer just for some hope in our delorion
and headed for our aunt's farm for a short time
we thought that we would be hunting and fishing but we miss understood her some how so far there's nothing to mentoin
we're here knee deep in the south.

Choruse: But how do you kill a cow ? how do you kill a cow ?
my aunt must think we're crazy of bunderin this way
we're setin a chokin but his life ain't going out
oh me oh me oh my how do you kill a cow?

Verse 2: Well we like it here in tennisse but these farmers all fun of G can't haul much hay and we're down to the T so we got your selfs a four wheel drive learned to spotlight feilds at night and I got a thing right down to an alt one things for sure we ain't shovelin manuer it gets all over are over all's the cows ain't run and this gun seems jamed so we thought maybe we'd ask you all


I hope this cow ain't mad
Choruse: (2x)
I don't have a website but if you like my song please e-mail me

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