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Song Parodies -> "I Think Im As Big As A Bus"

Original Song Title:

"Magic Bus"

Original Performer:

The Who

Parody Song Title:

"I Think Im As Big As A Bus"

Parody Written by:

Chance Gollnick

The Lyrics

i will accept comments tommy cause i need to know what to improve on. im only 15 and starting out with these. i hope this is good.
everyday im gettin huge ( too mayn,twinkies Cause)
to get on the bus thats a challenge for me ( too many twinkies cause)
Im so wide i just sit and sweat (too many,twinkies cause)
only though your two buildings away (too many twinkies cause)
im not willing to walk that far. (too many twinkies cause)

thank you kids for rolling me here. (too many twinkies cause)
you'll be fine if you feed me soon. (too many twinkies cause)
i dont want to cause no scare. (too many twinkies cause)
but i believe im as big as a bus. (too many twinkies cause)


i dont care if i sleep for days. (too many twinkies cause)
i dont wanna every meet jenny craig. (too many twinkies cause)

i'll eat, i'll eat, i'll eat it ( and no you cant have it!)
stretch marks, and sweat almost everyday
just to make my tummy buyons swell.
cause those twinkies make me whole

big bus, big bus, big bus,

look like a bus, like a bus

i said now im a big ol bus (too many twinkies cause)
i said now im a big ol bus (too many twinkies cause)
i eat those twinkies everyday (too many twinkies cause)
each time i roll away (too many twinkies cause)

i'll eat it , i'll eat it, i'll eat it

everyday you'll see a cloud (too many twinkies cause)
when i break wind and scare a crowd (too many twinkies cause)

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Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 4

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Mark Scotti - June 01, 2009 - Report this comment
This parody "grew' on me!!! 555 pounds..
Christie Marie M - June 01, 2009 - Report this comment
This had caught my eye right away....or should I say my stomach! LOL!!! This happens every time I read a song about fat people and food! Reminds me of this 1994 movie "Angus". Its about an overweight kid who falls in love with a beautiful girl while dealing with students and his worst enemy making humiliating fat jokes about him. BTW, I thought this song was from the 60s (not the 2000's). Oh, well. Great song. Keep it up! 555 Twinkies. Good luck to the fat kid getting out of that bus!
Tommy Turtle - June 01, 2009 - Report this comment
NOW I'm laughing, Chance! Great concept and title switch! ... Next thing is to nail the pacing (or as we were taught it in school, "meter", or "scansion"). Humble suggestion: "Tommy Turtle's Tips for Perfect Parody Pacing", at:

It's only two web pages long, and it's a sure-fire method to nail an OS. Run this song through it and you'll see the *minor* glitches that I saw. 455.

btw, I generally limit myself to posting one or two songs a day, so as not to look like I'm hogging the home page or spamming it, or imposing on readers to ask them to read more than that. Conversely, I usually limit myself to commenting on one or two parodies per day by any given author, partly for the same reason, mostly because since time is not unlimited, I don't want to miss songs that look good or are by my A-list authors by rating many songs by one author, no matter who. (Exception: Did a trilogy once or twice, where all three songs were related and made up a whole). Also, if *anyone* tries to write too many, quality inevitably suffers. This happened to the author who is by far the most intelligent here, and it was sad. I was so happy when that author returned to quality instead of quantity. Spend more time perfecting the ones you do post. My personal opinion only -- others' mileage may vary.
Chance Gollnick - June 02, 2009 - Report this comment
thankyou gratzi and angus is a funny movie!

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