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Song Parodies -> "Your Pimple"

Original Song Title:

"My Doorbell"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The White Stripes

Parody Song Title:

"Your Pimple"

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

The Lyrics

I'm thinkin' about your pimple
When ya gonna pop it, when ya gonna pop it?
I'm thinkin' about your pimple
When ya gonna pop it, when ya gonna pop it?
I'm thinkin' about your pimple
When ya gonna pop it, when ya gonna pop it?
Oh hell

Well I haven given many kisses
To ugly dames and skanky hos
Now you are my beloved missus
I respect you from head to toe
But you are breakin' out, little girl
It must be your diet, and hormones, too
Woman, dontcha scratch your face now
I sure hate to look at it

I'm thinkin' about your pimple
When ya gonna pop it, when ya gonna pop it?
I'm thinkin' about your pimple
When ya gonna pop it, when ya gonna pop it?
I'm thinkin' about your pimple
When ya gonna pop it, when ya gonna pop it?
I'm thinkin' about your pimple
Oh yeccchh

That whitehead has got a crown
Take your fingers and squeeze it out
That whitehead has got a crown
And Oxy10 won't bring it down
Oh hell

Do it now, it just doesn't look right
Safe at home, yeah
Yeah, safe at home, yeah

You may have a little pain
But it's something I wish you would do
One little pokey and we can clean up the mess
Then we can go for some brews
Don't believe the dematologist when he
Talks 'bout possible infection
I just don't want your ugly acne
To be seen with me and my friends
Because they love me

I'm thinkin' about your pimple
When ya gonna pop it, when ya gonna pop it?
I'm thinkin' about your pimple
When ya gonna pop it, when ya gonna pop it?
I'm thinkin' about your pimple
When ya gonna pop it, when ya gonna pop it?
I'm thinkin' about your pimple
Oh hell

Come on, let's do it now
Take a lancet and juice it out
Come on, let's do it now
Watch that bugger spurt about
Oh hell

Do it now, it just don't look right
Safe at home
Safe at home

I'm thinkin' about your pimple
When ya gonna pop it, when ya gonna pop it?
I'm centered on your pimple
When ya gonna pop it, when ya gonna pop it?
I'm focused on your pimple
When ya gonna pop it, when ya gonna pop it?
I'm obsessed about your pimple
When ya gonna pop it, when ya gonna pop it?
I'm thinkin' about your pimple...
(ad nauseum)


Copyright 2005, Agrimorfee

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 19

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 2   2
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 3   1
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 4   3
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Rick C - September 29, 2005 - Report this comment
If Nancy Sinatra sang this, it would be Pus n' Boots. 555
alvin rhodes - September 29, 2005 - Report this comment
well, did she ?...i'm dying to know...funny one...5s
Yet Another Dutchman - October 01, 2005 - Report this comment
You popped a good one... and it was full of puns! Get it? "Puns," "pus?" Eh? [groans]
Matthias - February 06, 2006 - Report this comment
555 cases of Zit Cream
Cat - February 24, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC Y 06) Ew...nice one, Agri. Had to dock you a bit for pacing after reading the lyrics to the OS, though.
tomario - February 25, 2006 - Report this comment
"watch the bugger spurt"very chucklesome, oh those teenage days.
Red Ant - February 28, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC-Y) D/l the video, first White Stripes song I've heard, so thanks for the introduction to something new. Pacing is great but repetitiveness dragged this down a notch. 545.
Rick C - March 05, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC05) As stated above, it is a bit repetitive but, a funny one.
Johnny D - March 07, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC) Pop it! Pop it good!
Stuart McArthur - March 07, 2006 - Report this comment
(Y) if it weren't lunchtime, Agri, this would be gross - but it is, and, well, no, on second thoughts, I guess there'll be no lunchtime for me today...
Larry Hensley - March 08, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC) Catchy parody.
Chris Bodily TM - March 08, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, had to use the video. That was hilarious; you;ve got some tough competition on Ahnuld, though. This review is for the ABC contest.
']['eribble - August 31, 2006 - Report this comment
it wasn't bad... but it wasn't good either... 3/3/3
bobpiecheese - March 21, 2017 - Report this comment
(Artistry) The repeated choruses drag it down a bit, but this was a simple yet effective parody. 555 zits!
Max Power - March 21, 2017 - Report this comment
Tons of pops in this one.
Blaydeman - March 26, 2017 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Ak! Gross. LOL! The chorus was really catchy, so I actually wasn't bothered by the repetition. I think the pacing in the verses was really hit and miss though. I had fun with it, but I can tell you wrote this a long time ago.
Greg - March 29, 2017 - Report this comment
An instant 'pop' hit?

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