-> "Your Pimple"
Original Song Title:
"My Doorbell"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Your Pimple"
The Lyrics
I'm thinkin' about your pimple
When ya gonna pop it, when ya gonna pop it?
I'm thinkin' about your pimple
When ya gonna pop it, when ya gonna pop it?
I'm thinkin' about your pimple
When ya gonna pop it, when ya gonna pop it?
Oh hell
Well I haven given many kisses
To ugly dames and skanky hos
Now you are my beloved missus
I respect you from head to toe
But you are breakin' out, little girl
It must be your diet, and hormones, too
Woman, dontcha scratch your face now
I sure hate to look at it
I'm thinkin' about your pimple
When ya gonna pop it, when ya gonna pop it?
I'm thinkin' about your pimple
When ya gonna pop it, when ya gonna pop it?
I'm thinkin' about your pimple
When ya gonna pop it, when ya gonna pop it?
I'm thinkin' about your pimple
Oh yeccchh
That whitehead has got a crown
Take your fingers and squeeze it out
That whitehead has got a crown
And Oxy10 won't bring it down
Oh hell
Do it now, it just doesn't look right
Safe at home, yeah
Yeah, safe at home, yeah
You may have a little pain
But it's something I wish you would do
One little pokey and we can clean up the mess
Then we can go for some brews
Don't believe the dematologist when he
Talks 'bout possible infection
I just don't want your ugly acne
To be seen with me and my friends
Because they love me
I'm thinkin' about your pimple
When ya gonna pop it, when ya gonna pop it?
I'm thinkin' about your pimple
When ya gonna pop it, when ya gonna pop it?
I'm thinkin' about your pimple
When ya gonna pop it, when ya gonna pop it?
I'm thinkin' about your pimple
Oh hell
Come on, let's do it now
Take a lancet and juice it out
Come on, let's do it now
Watch that bugger spurt about
Oh hell
Do it now, it just don't look right
Safe at home
Safe at home
I'm thinkin' about your pimple
When ya gonna pop it, when ya gonna pop it?
I'm centered on your pimple
When ya gonna pop it, when ya gonna pop it?
I'm focused on your pimple
When ya gonna pop it, when ya gonna pop it?
I'm obsessed about your pimple
When ya gonna pop it, when ya gonna pop it?
I'm thinkin' about your pimple...
(ad nauseum)
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