Circus with a drunken clown
And hes falling to the ground
Hits kids with his huge ass gloves
As he trips and slides around
As he trips and slides around

Helium in his big mouth
And hes talking high like a chimp
While hes sipping on shorten a's
He continues to fall and limp
He continues to fall and limp

If you can hear a police car sound
You can tell hes walking on the ground
Fell on the grill and burned himself
And his big nose wasn't found
Spray paint in a babys eye
Was an accident made by him
They called the cops and they arrived
And the officer arrested him
The officer arrested him

In the car with the drunken clown
Now hes all alone
No kids to endanger
Or to hit with an ice cream cone
Hes in jail stuck with seven years
With a gang member for cell mate
The kids only have seven years
For the clown to sit and wait
For the clown to sit and wait