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Song Parodies -> "It's Just Another -aden Name"

Original Song Title:

"Californication"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Red Hot Chili Peppers

Parody Song Title:

"It's Just Another -aden Name"

Parody Written by:

IAm5ft11

The Lyrics

In the 2000's decade, many parents were naming their sons "-aden names," that is, names that rhyme with the word maiden. There were the "normal" ones like Aidan, Braden, and Kaden and extreme examples like Arkayden and Alexayden. A website complied 85 different "-ayden names." That's not counting the over 9000 spelling variations. People at naming websites complain too many boys have these names, they are too trendy and that some are meaningless. While the more popular ones are real names or based on last names, some parents take their favorite letter or syllable and add the "-aden" suffix. Over 4% of boys have an "-aden name" This parody is about there being too many "-aden names" and how they're not unique or unusual anymore.
Teachers looking over
All the papers that they're gradin'
Every other paper
has the name Kaden or Braeden
And they are not really that unique
It's just another -aden.

Popularity's up
and it just keeps acceleratin'
I see them everywhere now
I wish this trend would just start quickly fadin'
They're all over the hospital
It's just another -aden.

And to think it all started
Ten years ago with Aidan
All those parents making us sick
With names they are creatin'

They should fade away
Hear it all day
And It's just another -aden.
And It's just another -aden.

I went down to a car dealership today
to get some money on a trade-in
Sitting in heavy rush hour traffic
One hour I got delayed in.
Sticker on the back of an SUV
It's just another -aden.

All these names will in 50 years
They'll be so 2000's, outdatin'
Saying "Not another one"
Every time that you hear a Jaiden
A hundred thousand just last year
It's just another -aden.

These names are used because they're new
Think they're just updatin'
Hear them for the hundredth time
And the sound of them is grating

They should fade away
Hear it all day
And It's just another -aden.
And It's just another -aden.

This decade, all through the United States
-aden names just keep pervadin'
They climb up the top 1000 charts
In the other countries they're invadin'
All the good names couldn't save us now
It's just another -aden!

And to think it all started
Ten years ago with Aidan
Let's move them down a
Few ranks this year
I'm sick and tired of waitin'

They should fade away
Hear it all day
And It's just another -aden.
And It's just another -aden.

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