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Song Parodies -> "Fidel's Cuban People"

Original Song Title:

"Dani California"

Original Performer:

The Red Hot Chili Peppers

Parody Song Title:

"Fidel's Cuban People"

Parody Written by:

The Piano Minstrel

The Lyrics

#31. A song about uncertainty in Cuba.
If you're born in the gulf of carribbean
Island known as Cuba
And freedom always fleein'
Where the dictator, he would hang the fools
Price you got to pay if you break the nasty rules

He always knew that one day
He had to hit the floor
What does the world think this
Surgery happened for

There's another, born to Fidel's mother
Steppin' to the plate is Raul who is his brother
He's a ruler, general and a power
Will the people be sayin'
Maybe he's a goner

Cubans up in Florida want to come back to home alive
Isn't this their chance to survive

Cuban people want their peace
And Fidel's in surgery
Now his brother holds the keys
Who will be permanently?

No one loves him, no one wants to fight him
Almost saw it comin' with the Cuban missile crisis
But we think of Fidel's Cuban people
Day is gonna come
And nobody's gonna mourn ya'

His fate is coming, it's been eighty years since first breath
He's getting closer to death

Cuban people hope for peace
Will their leader be deceased?
If they revolt can there be
Freedom or democracy?

Who knows what will happen to you
Who knows what US tries to do
They want to say goodbye to you
Not true, you pray, pray, pray

Who's a hater of the old dictator
Where are they now and just where will they be later
Never had a great approval rating
Power-hungry man didn't need appreciating

Was he a bad man, was he tryin' to do his best?
But they won't hurt when he's passed
None too fast

Cuban people want their peace
And Fidel's in surgery
Now his brother holds the keys
Who will be permanently?

Cuban people hope for peace
Will their leader be deceased?
If they revolt can their be
Freedom or democracy?

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