Song Parodies -> Dyin' Mice
| Original Song Title: | "Lyin' Eyes" |
| Original Performer: | The Eagles |
| Parody Song Title: | "Dyin' Mice" |
| Parody Written by: | Michael McVey |
City girls just seem to find out early
How to open doors with butterknives
She has no job
'Cause she left school too early
She's been dressin' up in rags for her whole life.
Late at night a slum apartment gets messy
I guess every form of refuse has its price
And it really sad to think her run-down apartment
is home to more than seven dozen mice
So she decides she must go out for the evening
To visit a homeboy who's dealin' ice
But the cops knows where she's goin' as she's leavin'
an apartment so infested with dyin' mice
She can't hide her dyin' mice
Lysol spray is a thin disguise
You'd think by now she'd realize
There ain't no way to hide those dyin' mice!
On the other side of town a cop is waiting
with pryin' eyes to look in on the deal
She drives on through the night anticipating
A deep discount if she lets him touch and feel
She rushes to his arms,
They fall together
She whispers she'll be back in just a while
As she drives away she sees the officer's squad car
He pulls her over and tells her with with a smile
You can't hide your dyin' mice
Lysol spray is a thin disguise
I thought by now you'd realize
There ain't no way to hide your dyin' mice.
She gets out and she drinks down a strong one
And get herself charged with DUI
Another night in jail, it's gonna be a long one
As the door slams, she hangs her head and cries
She wonders how it ever got this crazy
She wishes that she hadn't dropped out of school
Did she get stoned or did she just get hazy?
She's so far gone she feels just like a fool
My, oh my, the cop sure knew how to arrange things
He set it up so well, so carefully
Ain't it funny how her street smarts didn't change things
She's still the in same old rut she used to be
And she can't hide her dyin' mice
Lysol spray is a thin disguise
You'd think by now she'd realize
There ain't no way to hide her dyin' mice
There ain't no way to hide her dyin' mice
Girl, you just can't hide those dyin' mice!
How to open doors with butterknives
She has no job
'Cause she left school too early
She's been dressin' up in rags for her whole life.
Late at night a slum apartment gets messy
I guess every form of refuse has its price
And it really sad to think her run-down apartment
is home to more than seven dozen mice
So she decides she must go out for the evening
To visit a homeboy who's dealin' ice
But the cops knows where she's goin' as she's leavin'
an apartment so infested with dyin' mice
She can't hide her dyin' mice
Lysol spray is a thin disguise
You'd think by now she'd realize
There ain't no way to hide those dyin' mice!
On the other side of town a cop is waiting
with pryin' eyes to look in on the deal
She drives on through the night anticipating
A deep discount if she lets him touch and feel
She rushes to his arms,
They fall together
She whispers she'll be back in just a while
As she drives away she sees the officer's squad car
He pulls her over and tells her with with a smile
You can't hide your dyin' mice
Lysol spray is a thin disguise
I thought by now you'd realize
There ain't no way to hide your dyin' mice.
She gets out and she drinks down a strong one
And get herself charged with DUI
Another night in jail, it's gonna be a long one
As the door slams, she hangs her head and cries
She wonders how it ever got this crazy
She wishes that she hadn't dropped out of school
Did she get stoned or did she just get hazy?
She's so far gone she feels just like a fool
My, oh my, the cop sure knew how to arrange things
He set it up so well, so carefully
Ain't it funny how her street smarts didn't change things
She's still the in same old rut she used to be
And she can't hide her dyin' mice
Lysol spray is a thin disguise
You'd think by now she'd realize
There ain't no way to hide her dyin' mice
There ain't no way to hide her dyin' mice
Girl, you just can't hide those dyin' mice!
©2003 Michael W. McVeySpoofs and Parodies Yahoo Group
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A little rambling, but I hve to admit, it IS making me laugh!
Rough stuff, but well-crafted parody....good job.
Good one.
I thought it was okay. But you did a nice job with it.
(ABC) Great to see you back, Michael ... where've ya been, dude? Don't be a stranger --- we need more "Old Timers" around here to show them young'uns how it's done!
(ABC3) It reads like an Eagles' self-parody (esp. "Life In the Fast Lane" and the like) with the most lame chorus they could think of. For that, I give you a lot of credit.
(ABC3D) Some of this seemed a bit random, and IMHO the repetitive choruses really couldn't be avoided, so 14 of 15. Still, nice work and clever rhyming.
(ABC3-D) Uses a bit too much of the original, and I couldn't really make out a sensible story line because of that.
(ABC3-D) Couldn't really get into this one, Michael...sorry! I can see what your intention was, but didn't work for me.
(ABC3-D)...huh? Yeah, it was kind of hard to follow in terms of a storyline and has iffy pacing in places, but with a few tweakings this could be really good.
Mice, mice baby
Michael, you could have used more subs for the original lines and varied the choruses but, it was a funny premise and most of it was good. 455
(ABC3D) that's what you call getting an idea and running with it, or, er, scurrying with it - nicely done Michael - 555
Not bad, I agree with what Rick C said.
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