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Song Parodies -> "I Am Sick Of This Thing Called Goth"

Original Song Title:

"I Believe In A Thing Called Love"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Darkness

Parody Song Title:

"I Am Sick Of This Thing Called Goth"

Parody Written by:

Curtis McIntyre

The Lyrics

Originally I wrore this song to sing at my school talent show, because my school is full of goths and I wanted to piss them off, and then I thought, "Jack paints." But after that, I thought, "I'll submit this to AmIRight."
I can't explain these dumb people who are wearing all black
They sit and cut themselves because they think attention, they lack

Listen to - nu metal
Really loud, yes it's all they do

I am sick of this thing called goth
They think that it's cool to be depressed
Even guys put on eyeliner
Whenever they go to get dressed
I am sick of that thing called goth

They think that Anne Rice is the Jesus of our own modern day
You know that I would never read that Lestat crap anyway

They wear chains - and leashes
And bondage, they like S&M

I am sick of this thing called goth
They think that it's cool to be depressed
Even guys put on eyeliner
Whenever they go to get dressed
I am sick of that thing called goth

Their IQ - is real low
They're so dumb, they cant tie their shoes

I am sick of this thing called goth
They think that it's cool to be depressed
Even guys put on eyeliner
Whenever they go to get dressed
I am sick of that thing called goth

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Overall Rating: 2.0

Total Votes: 3

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Your Worst Nightmare - April 13, 2004 - Report this comment
I can't rate this song, because I have never heard the original, however I agree with you. Goths are weird.
kevin - September 20, 2004 - Report this comment
i am not a goth myself. however, i must say that you have no idea what you are talking about.
emma - March 26, 2005 - Report this comment
idiot
slogankid1 - September 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Some goths r idiots hu slit their wrists 4 fun but u r generalisin. Its like sayin all muslims r suicide bombers. I think this parody is very immature. And wat is rong listenin 2 nu-metal really loud????

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