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Song Parodies -> "I Believe In A Thing Called Nerds"

Original Song Title:

"I Believe In A Thing Called Love"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Darkness

Parody Song Title:

"I Believe In A Thing Called Nerds"

Parody Written by:

Princess Cherry Bomb

The Lyrics

i still don't know what 'surds' are i think its a mathematical term
Can't explain all the boredom that you're making me feel
while you explain the atomic structure of orange peel

I won't touch you, don't touch me
I won't touch you, God NO! don't touch me

I believe in a thing called nerds
Just listen to those big long words
There's a chance we could make a run for it now
he'll be talking about why the sun goes down
I believe in a thing called nerds
Ooh!

you wanna kiss me every minute, every hour, every day
I am flattered but sorry I'm not gay.

I won't touch you, don't touch me
I won't touch you, God stop touching me

I believe in a thing called nerds
no I don't wanna come watching birds
I think your mommy is calling you now
gotta be in bed before the sun goes down
I believe in a thing called nerds
Ooh! Physics!

punching you, big wedgeeee!
punching you, and a wet willieeee!

I believe in a thing called nerds
don't understand what you mean by 'surds'
no I don't want to go in to town
and no don't go saying that 'your down'
I believe in a thing called nerds
Ooh!

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neminem - April 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Cool. You just taught me a new word: Main Entry: 1surd Pronunciation: 's&rd Function: adjective Etymology: Latin surdus deaf, silent, stupid 1 : lacking sense : IRRATIONAL 2 : VOICELESS -- used of speech sounds. Main Entry: 2surd Function: noun 1 a : an irrational root (as 3) b : IRRATIONAL NUMBER 2 : a surd speech sound. So yes, it can be a math term, being the first nounal definition. Though I am a pretty big geek, and go to a math/science/tech school containing many people who are much geekier than me, and I've never heard the word used before. Anyway, as for the parody, it wasn't that great. Some parodies that make fun of you are still funny, but this one wasn't really.
rocker 1 - November 03, 2005 - Report this comment
KOOL WICKED AWSOME DUDE! totally

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