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Song Parodies -> "Grocer Louie"

Original Song Title:

"Closer To Free"

Original Performer:

The BoDeans

Parody Song Title:

"Grocer Louie"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

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Everybody wants to shop
Where the food don't flop
And everybody wants to buy
From this Louis guy
And everybody needs groceries
Grocer Louie

Everybody's cash is spent
On potato chips
On lima beans, and other plants
Spilled in the aisle
Everybody sees Louie
Clean aisle three


Everybody buys their lunch
Fried Crow, Cow, or Hen
And everybody wants a good, good blend
Mix of cherries and baked beans
Grosser with Brie

All Nite

They spend


Everybody wants to get
Food and Cigarettes
And everybody wants to find
Stew and Pork Rinds
And everybody needs groceries
Grocer Louie

Grocer Louie
Grocer Louie

Yeah, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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Jack Wilson - January 31, 2007 - Report this comment
LOL,loved it! 555, awesome
alvin rhodes - January 31, 2007 - Report this comment
rollicking stuff
Yoidy - January 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Gonna get you some 5s from that grocereee!
AFW - January 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Aaaaay...Louie da Groc, he be da' man
Stuart McArthur - January 31, 2007 - Report this comment
don't often find myself in a line with pork rinds, Matthias - DKTOS but an amusing read - 555

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