Let me tell you the story 'bout the time I really had to pee
Me and my family went out of the country
Was about to go home but then I got this feeling right down here
I said "My!".....there's gotta be a loo nearby, gotta go
But I didn't know, where the closest one was
So I had to ask some folks nearby

Said listen people I'm sorry
I'm in a bit of a hurry
I'm new to here and I really have to pee
I say again it's coming out the space in there is low
I gotta know, where's the closest loo nearby? Gotta go!

Now in my pants a bit had come
I can't take it back what's done is done
But I really knew, that there was more to come
It's not gonna stay inside
It wants to come outside
So I asked again, louder this time

Said listen people I'm sorry
I'm in a bit of a hurry
I'm new to here and I really have to pee
I say again, it's coming out, the space in there is low
I gotta know, where's the closest loo nearby? Gotta go!

Said listen people I'm sorry (hello, hello, hello, hello)
I'm in a bit of a hurry (hello, hello, hello, hello)
Gotta go! (Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh.....)

Let me tell you the story 'bout the time I really had to pee
Me and my family went out of the country
Was about to go home but then I got this feeling right down here
I said "My!".....there's gotta be a loo nearby, gotta go!!

Said listen people I'm sorry
I'm in a bit of a hurry
I'm new to here and I really have to pee
I say again, it's coming out, the space in there is low
I gotta know, where's the closest loo nearby? Gotta go!

Said listen people I'm sorry
I'm in a bit of a hurry
I'm new to here and I really have to pee
I say again, it's coming out, the space in there is low
I gotta know, where's the closest loo nearby? Where's the closest loo nearby?
Gotta go!!