Well I don't know where they come from
But they sure do come
I hope they aren't comin for me
Cause I don't really want to do it with them
But they sure do it good
But they aren't the same nature as me

I see the Cat hump beaver
Cat hump beaver

The first time that I saw it
I was just 5 years old
I was with some kittie from next door
I went and told teh doctor
And he wanted to see too
Then we saw it some more

We saw a cat hump beaver
Cat hump beaver

Its very dangerous
They feel alot of pain
Then the techniques change
You know you want it when your going insane
It makes a little man happy
Won't you go on my bed

We make the pussy purr with
The stroke of out hand
They know they gettin it from me
Cause I am the man
When they need their humpin man they know i do it for 30

We saw a cat hump beaver
Cat hump beaver