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Song Parodies -> "Cat Hump Beaver"

Original Song Title:

"Cat Scratch Fever"

Original Performer:

Ted Nugent

Parody Song Title:

"Cat Hump Beaver"

Parody Written by:

Mikey Boy

The Lyrics

Well I don't know where they come from
But they sure do come
I hope they aren't comin for me
Cause I don't really want to do it with them
But they sure do it good
But they aren't the same nature as me

I see the Cat hump beaver
Cat hump beaver

The first time that I saw it
I was just 5 years old
I was with some kittie from next door
I went and told teh doctor
And he wanted to see too
Then we saw it some more

We saw a cat hump beaver
Cat hump beaver

Its very dangerous
They feel alot of pain
Then the techniques change
You know you want it when your going insane
It makes a little man happy
Won't you go on my bed

We make the pussy purr with
The stroke of out hand
They know they gettin it from me
Cause I am the man
When they need their humpin man they know i do it for 30

We saw a cat hump beaver
Cat hump beaver

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.3
How Funny: 3.3
Overall Rating: 3.3

Total Votes: 3

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   0
 4   1
 5   1

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Poodel Bites, Poodle Chewses - April 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks for ruining one of the greatest rock songs ever. That was real swell of you. I mean, I don't know how you did it, since you only changed like 3 words. Sorry for being so directly harsh, but damn man.
Mikey Boy - April 29, 2004 - Report this comment
I know, your right, I didn't particularly like this one, but hey at least you said sorr y for being harsh
Agrimorfee aka Simon Cowell - April 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny title, but taking PCPB's word that you changed very little=2 I am not terribly familiar with the orig., but it seems like the pacing jumps all over the place=3 Overall, just for the lousy effort (have a little integrity, yikes!)=1
aoid - April 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Get your mind outta the gutter.
Mikey Boy - April 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Y do u hate me aoid, you always have something bad to say about my songs, and teh only ones you comment are my bad ones, you never leave a good comment for my good ones just my bad ones
MrMacphisto - April 29, 2004 - Report this comment
First of all... Ted Nugent sucks... Second of all, that alone makes it a good target for parodying. Third of all, it was pretty damn funny....
Mikey Boy - April 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Mr. Machpisto you are the best rater ive ever met. Thank You
MrMacphisto - April 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Mike... :) Noli nothis permittere te terere.... (Look it up in Latin)
Poodle Bites - April 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Nugent sucks? Wow.

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