We were both young I first saw you
I close my eyes
And the flashback starts
I’m standing there
In the Apple store of junior year

See the screens
See the iPhones, the iPods
You catch my eye, in the back
I say hello, little did I know

That you were my first love, you were my new iMac
And my daddy bought you for me just to show
That I knew what I was doing
It was time for a new system, and I said

iMac please show me all the things that you can do
I’ve been waiting now it’s time for you to run
You’ll be the interface and I’ll be the user
I blame Apple for making me a loser

So I sneak downstairs to see you
You keep quiet, ‘cause that’s what you do
So start up now
Show me what OSX will allow

Cause you were my new Mac and I had owned a PC
And my daddy said “Caitlin this is what you need”
So I gave you my old files
You made them so much better, and I said

iMac please show me all the things that you can do
I’ve been waiting now it’s time for you to run
You’ll be the interface and I’ll be the user
I blame Apple for making me a loser

iMac you have saved me, made my life much easier
PC is difficult, but you’re so clear
You don’t give me the blue screen of death
It’s all I can do not to lose my breath

But I got tired of dealing
Once I bought something you’d make a new one
I was getting annoyed
But then you sent me an e-mail, and it said

We appreciate all of your business
Here is a coupon to cost you less
If there’s anything you need just please let us know
And don’t forget to stop by tomorrow

And I said, thank you Apple
You make my desk glow
I love my Mac and that’s all I really know
I talked to my dad, he’s buying me a laptop
I’ve loved you iMac but now it’s time to Macbook shop

Oh, oh, oh, oh
‘Cause we were both young, but now it’s time for college