the crowd looks at me i fake a bow so they wont see
but this one disturbence stops us from our singing
i am so ridiculed this concerts messed up now
now cant perform in my suspenders and with my uni brow

the crowd yells at me my bass is blowed how could this be
now they are throwing at me tomatoes and cottage cheese
i said i could perform but i wasnt that bright
thought the center of attention tonight

but now its over cuz the string broke off my guitar
the only thing that keeps me becoming a big super star
theres a song i cant play it was good but for now im screwed

the crowd laughs at me now this is turning embarrasing
no more taylor swift parodies
a country girl i am immitating
but now cant sing the song i wrote can not even perform
now i lost my beautiful job
now working at a grocery store

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so i walk of the stage
career was such a fluke
better go with sponge bob now
and start telling squirrel jokes

cuz it was over once the string broke of my guitar
now the crowds yelling with there torches and pitchforks
theres a song i cant sing it is over
right now im screwed
now my accoustics is broke what a bummer
my career is over i am screwed

the crowds now pleased with me im making out with taylor swift