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Song Parodies -> "KFC"

Original Song Title:

"You Belong with Me"

Original Performer:

Taylor Swift

Parody Song Title:

"KFC"

Parody Written by:

Joe the Crazy Conch

The Lyrics

OK, I don't like Taylor Swift, but here's a funny song about a guy who works at KFC in Millville, NJ.
I’m heading down through Millville
To my job
I’m driving past the gas station on Route 47
You don’t know what kind of work I do
I’m in the kitchen, it’s a typical Friday night
I’m doing all the jobs that other folks don’t like
They don’t know about fast food like I do
They don’t know that I fry chicken
Making sure every bite is finger-lickin’
Good and sure as heck delicious
Even though it’s not the least bit nutritious
If you could see me make a batch of chicken
Pressure-cooking it ‘til it’s finger-lickin’
KFC, yeah
I’m at KFC
Working in the kitchen trying to cook green beans
I can’t help thinking this is what it shouldn’t be
I was laughing behind the counter thinking to myself
Shouldn’t this be easy?
Working at the only KFC in town
The only one for 15 miles around
You say only the Colonel’s place makes chicken like that
It’s the only place with chicken like that
They don’t know that I fry chicken
Making sure every bite is finger-lickin’
Good and sure as heck delicious
Even though it’s not the least bit nutritious
If you come to this place, watch me make the chicken
‘Cause it’s finger-lickin’ good KFC
It’s at KFC, yeah
Only at KFC
Cleaning out the fryers, then heading out the back door
All this time how could you not know that I work at KFC
I work at KFC
Have you ever stopped by on Route 47?
Just grab some KFC
Just grab some KFC

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 9

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Joe the Crazy Conch - October 27, 2014 - Report this comment
Finger licking good 5's all around!
Jonathan - October 27, 2014 - Report this comment
^ we 5 voting ourselves now? is that a thing?
Rob Arndt - October 29, 2014 - Report this comment
Can't give you the secret to the 17 herbs and spices but a 555 for this parody!
Joe the Crazy Conch - October 29, 2014 - Report this comment
There are only 11 herbs and spices in the secret recipe, Rob. You should know that by know.
Rob Arndt - October 29, 2014 - Report this comment
Actually Joe, there have been many claims to how many hebs and spices are in KFC chicken. Both 17 and 11 have come up along with 14 when actually reversed reconstructed- 11 spices with 3 additional ingrediants to match flavor. KFC claims 11 mixed at two facilities, but no one is 100 percent sure. When I was a boy the claim was 17...

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