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Song Parodies -> "D'oh Story"

Original Song Title:

"Love Story"

Original Performer:

Taylor Swift

Parody Song Title:

"D'oh Story"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

The last line of this parody explains what the lovely Marge sees in Homer.
We all rush home and hit the sofa
The telly's shot
So we kill some time
I met a guy
On the steps of Springfield High.

See the jeans
See the guys in bell bottoms
I see you streak your way through the crowd
You said "D'oh!"
I knew you were my beau.

You were Homieo looking for a prom date
My sisters said, "He's a schnorrer, Marjorie!"
The day we both got detention
My eyes were just for you and I thought

Homieo, wont you ask me out on a date?
Graduation's here, it's now or it'll be too late
I'll be the prom queen, you be my hero
You're my "toon honey, Baby, just say, "D'oh!"

So we go to your apartment to study
I find your comprehension rather muddy
So we speak French
And you put on make out music
You were Homieo, I was an honor student
My sisters said, "You'll be sorry, Marjorie!"
You kept me up past three
I'm in trouble now, how could you do this to me!

Homieo, I never want to see you again
You're history and I'm going with another man
Get someone else to be your princess
It's all over, Baby, parlez vous this - POW!

Homieo, Homie, wherefore art thou Homieo?
This prom's not the same without my beau
I acted rash
My date is a schmo
Where's my "toon honey, Homie, just say, "D'oh!" D'oh, oh

I saw you on the stairway
All dressed up and sitting there all alone
We sped out on the highway
I dumped him on the outskirts of town and saw

Someone walking while I'm driving home alone
He looks familliar, so I'm slowing down
That guy in the bad tux wearing such a sad visage
He got in the car and he pulled out a big corsage

Por vous, Marjorie, wont you be mine, sil vous plait?
Je tame, Margie, I'll marry you some day
Hugging and kissing you, I'll never let you go
We are 'toon honeys, Margie, just say, "D'oh!"

D'oh oh
(Bart: Gack, gack!) (Hmmmmm!)
D'oh, oh, oh

You're the only guy who was ever nice to me.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 10

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Andria - February 05, 2010 - Report this comment
Great parody! I'm a fan of the Simpsons, but unfortunately, I haven't been keeping up with it since I got hooked on "Family Guy" a couple of years ago. Great pacing and humor, and the OS is one of the most tolerable of the recent top-40 songs. 5s.
2Eagle - February 05, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Andria - I like Family Guy, too. Did you see the episode where the Jewish guy got into Stewie's time machine thinking it was a toilet and went back to Poland in 1939? I hope you saw the 20th anniversary episode and the retrospective show of the Simpsons. I wouldn't have missed that for the world. By the way, I don't think Love Story is just tolerable. Taylor Swift is great. She's bringing music back to normal and is a pleasure to listen to after all that girly silliness and rap music. She reminds me of Barbara Mandrell or those deb rock singers of the 1980's.
Fiddlegirl - February 05, 2010 - Report this comment
DKTOS, so didn't vote... But I like the concept and the story is cute (which *is* a compliment!)
2Eagle - February 05, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Fiddle - it is a synopsis of a Simpsons episode "The Way We Was" where Marge and Homer meet. Watch the video of the OS on You Tube.
Christie Marie M - February 05, 2010 - Report this comment
This is one of my favorite episodes of The Simpsons! The story between Homer and Marge will never be forgotten! 555. Homer and Marge 4ever!! XOXO.
Tommy Turtle - February 05, 2010 - Report this comment
I thought Marge would be commenting on the Iliad and Odyssey.... (sigh) ... DK the Simpsons at all (I spend most of my time underwater), but the "Homieo, Homieo" line is worth Fives alone, even despite the common misunderstanding of the meanng odf "wherefore".
Andria @ 2Eagle - February 05, 2010 - Report this comment
What I meant about the OS and Taylor Swift being tolerable, is that the song and the rest of Taylor's work being much nicer to listen to than a lot of the other garbage put out throughout the late-90s and the 00s in their entirety. I know exactly what you mean about her in reference to Barbara Mandrell and the other singers you brought up. Colbie Caillat, Natasha Bedingfield, Norah Jones, Sarah MacLachlan, and Amy Winehouse are some others that I find to be pleasant as well, and are returning popular music to an all-ages deal like it's supposed to be instead of it being targeted to kids and teens like it was for way too long.
Phil Nelson - February 05, 2010 - Report this comment
Haven't watched The Simpsons in years but this was a really good parody
2Eagle - February 05, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Christie - It's one of my favorites, too. Thanks, Turtle - don't know the Simpsons? You don't know what you are missing. That's one of the funniest shows. Thanks, Andria - maybe we are going back to the Seventies when music sounded like something adults wanted to hear.
Spoof-Man - February 06, 2010 - Report this comment
Good Stuff!! Love it!!
2Eagle - February 06, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Spoof. I assume you watch The Simpsons.
Timmy1k - February 06, 2010 - Report this comment
I remember this one - nicely done
blackjack21 - February 07, 2010 - Report this comment
Simpson Spoof Supreme, 555.
2Eagle - February 07, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Timmy and black. I hope you saw the movie - it was a hoot.
AFW - February 07, 2010 - Report this comment
I see you get into the Simps pretty much...this is well depicted...
2Eagle - February 08, 2010 - Report this comment
You're right. When I saw the first episode I couldn't stop laughing. You can keep The Brady Bunch.
mark Scotti - February 08, 2010 - Report this comment
The D'ohs have it! 555 donuts and a pint of Duffs to you!
2Eagle - February 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Mark - mmmmmmmm, aaaaaaagggggghhhhhhh!

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