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Song Parodies -> "Come Hook Up with Me"

Original Song Title:

"You Belong with Me"

Original Performer:

Taylor Swift

Parody Song Title:

"Come Hook Up with Me"

Parody Written by:

2Eagle

The Lyrics

You're married to the wrong woman I can tell
I'm wearing down her not so romantic spell
She doesn't have the magic like I do

I'm here with you together in Na - mib -i-ay
She's too busy with her career back in Ell - Aey
She'll never learn to please you like I do

'Cause she's a size C, I'm a DD
I'm a big star and she's just on TV
Little does she know what we have on our minds
That were pullin' out the rug from her behind

I'm so hot yet I have eyes for no one but you
A fox with a Hollywood pedegree
Come hook up with me
Yes, hook up with me

Walkin' the dunes with the kids and you and me
Just the same as any married couple oughta be
Heatin' up the desert makin' wild nookie
Hey, isn't this cozy?

I've got a smile that could light up tinseltown
She hasn't got any style, she'll just bring you down
You know how much I know how to turn you on
Hey, whatcha doin' with that washed out blonde?

She wears Lauren, she does acting
I wear Dior and I do the mom thing
You're longing for the bun I got in my oven
You have my promise there lots more where that came from

It's obvious that I'm the one who compliments you
Think of how perfect all our kids will be
Come hook up with me

Looking fab sitting in your Bentley
You gazing at me sentiment'ly
Were super to see
Come hook up with me

Oh, you were wed to her in a glitzy bash so shamelessly out of line
If only I wasn't wed to What's His Name at the time
I knew you'd prefer to donate to your latest cause
Or buy a bunch of orphan kids from third world countries

You realize it's your career that's on the line
She cramps your style, I have a pedegree
Come have kids with me

You and I walking on the runway
We would outshine the gliteratti
Our kids and me
Come hook up with me

Please make up your mind already
Come hook up with me
Yes, hook up with me

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 10

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Christie Marie M - November 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Great job, 2Eagle! Hook up with some 5's!!
2Eagle - November 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Christie. This is a snarkier version of the latest co dependent song. Happy Black Friday and happy hunting.
Timmy1000 - November 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Had to look up the song, but this write really captured the feel of the OS well; nicely done.
2Eagle - November 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Thank you, Timmy. Did you listen to it on You Tube?
Timmy1000 - November 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Yes, I did. YouTube must have a song version of everything.
littleCUPcakes - November 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Ohhhh, Cowboy Dave . . .. how you sooooo belong to me . . . . me . . . . me, just little ol' me !
2Eagle - November 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, LCC and thanks again, Timmy.
Miss_Taylor_Hater - March 12, 2013 - Report this comment
Nice parody!!! Better than the real version! (Taylor can't write lyrics as well as the people on this site)

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