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Song Parodies -> "Beer Bottles In My Yard (Neighbor from Hell Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Teardrops On My Guitar"

Original Performer:

Taylor Swift

Parody Song Title:

"Beer Bottles In My Yard (Neighbor from Hell Song)"

Parody Written by:

Charlene Lipkus Shotwell

The Lyrics

I made this one up in the car last night.
He lives near me
And I don’t think it’s so funny
‘Cause since he
Has move in
Everything’s been rough for me
He’s thinks he’s really cool
He parties every night
But he’s the reason behind this neighborhood blight

He burps at me
And laughs ‘cause he thinks he’s silly
When he mows
The lawn
He does it without his pants on
He’s got his Chevy truck
Up on cinder blocks
And when the mailman comes, he chases him around with rocks

He's the reason for the beer bottles in my yard
He’s the reason why I wanna move away, real far
He’s the neighbor from Hell, and he’s making living hard it’s true

His dog is sick
And it appears it’s not been fixed
And it humps
My cat
He thinks there’s nothing wrong with that

I’m gonna get that mutt
And chase it with a stick
If it comes in my yard
I’m gonna beat it right quick

He's the reason for the beer bottles in my yard
He’s the reason why I wanna move away, real far
He's the neighbor from Hell, and he’s making living hard it’s true

And when I wanna sleep
And I turn out the light
He puts some Skynrd on and
Cranks it loud all through the night

'Cause he’s the reason for the beer bottles in my yard
Before he moved down here I think that he lived in his car
He’s the neighbor from Hell, and he’s making living hard it true
I’ve tried to call the cops
But he just never stops
I don't know what I'm getting into

He lives near me
I smile through the misery

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 14

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Andrew D. Lacroix - February 16, 2008 - Report this comment
My ex neighbor used to leave all his kids toys and s**t in my yard till I got so sick of it that I b*****d to the homeowners about it and they forced him to move elsewhere... no wonder I buy new tires every week, that S.O.B... anyway, Charlene, this was worth every bit of leeway it presents. I'm familiar with the OS, Taylor Swift was raised not too far from my neck of the woods and her songs are well written and sung well. This was a great parody, keep up the good work. Here's 555 guys to take away the garbage on your lawn.
Foolish Joe - February 17, 2008 - Report this comment
pretty nice but what about that part with the neighbors dog and cat? I though Amiright didn't allow that kind of stuff on here I thought that's waht "Whatfreaks" is for meh... 5's anyway
littleCupCakes - February 19, 2008 - Report this comment
norCAL hell-neighbor who uses < your water > for his marijuana plants, that were 8-ft high ! Only to be harvested by the teen gang leader further down the block!
Wicked Green Queen : ) - March 01, 2008 - Report this comment
This was a great parody. Gross, but great. I especially found the mowing the lawn part, and the dog and cat part gross. It did make me laugh though. I do not look forward to experincin that if it happens to me. Is that true for you, or pure fiction?
lace - March 15, 2008 - Report this comment
tehe that was hilarious
Bovine Lummox - June 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Lol, awwww. That must be so terrible! I'd be on the next flight out of there if I had a neighbor like that. Cool parody!

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