He lives near me
And I don’t think it’s so funny
‘Cause since he
Has move in
Everything’s been rough for me
He’s thinks he’s really cool
He parties every night
But he’s the reason behind this neighborhood blight

He burps at me
And laughs ‘cause he thinks he’s silly
When he mows
The lawn
He does it without his pants on
He’s got his Chevy truck
Up on cinder blocks
And when the mailman comes, he chases him around with rocks

He's the reason for the beer bottles in my yard
He’s the reason why I wanna move away, real far
He’s the neighbor from Hell, and he’s making living hard it’s true

His dog is sick
And it appears it’s not been fixed
And it humps
My cat
He thinks there’s nothing wrong with that

I’m gonna get that mutt
And chase it with a stick
If it comes in my yard
I’m gonna beat it right quick

He's the reason for the beer bottles in my yard
He’s the reason why I wanna move away, real far
He's the neighbor from Hell, and he’s making living hard it’s true

And when I wanna sleep
And I turn out the light
He puts some Skynrd on and
Cranks it loud all through the night

'Cause he’s the reason for the beer bottles in my yard
Before he moved down here I think that he lived in his car
He’s the neighbor from Hell, and he’s making living hard it true
I’ve tried to call the cops
But he just never stops
I don't know what I'm getting into

He lives near me
I smile through the misery