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Song Parodies -> "The CS Playing Song (Not Gonna Frag Us)"

Original Song Title:

"Not Gonna Get Us"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

T.A.T.U.

Parody Song Title:

"The CS Playing Song (Not Gonna Frag Us)"

Parody Written by:

Airrider

The Lyrics

Every CS player, in their career, has this feeling. Somewhere between "Holy crap, I'm gonna die" and "This is my shining moment!" Not that I play much CS, but when I do...I usually think this right before dying. I suck at it.
Not gonna frag us
they're not gonna frag us
Not gonna frag us
Not gonna frag us

Starting from here, let's make a promise
My clan here, let's just be honest
Ed's gonna camp, nothing can stop us
Maybe the rounds that fly all around us

Here's the plan, Frank runs out and fires
And then you two, under the staircase
We'll run away on roads that are empty
'Cuz that damn sniper gives us all no choice

No one can frag us, let's pwn the server
They're not gonna frag us
They're not gonna frag us
No one can frag us, let's pwn the server
They're not gonna frag us
They're not gonna frag us
They're not gonna frag us

Not gonna frag us
Not gonna frag us

Crap! Run away! Keep firing, stupid
I think that helped, a few of us were hit
We rush adead, we'll shout "LEEROY JENKINS!"
If this one works, we're 1st on the server

No, we're not through, we're just beginning
Hey you down there, don't quit you damn noob
No, don't go back, No, don't go back there
Now you left the game,
Now you left the game, jerk!

Guess now they got us
Guess now they got us

Next time we'll get them, now we know better
Then we're gonna frag 'em
Then we're gonna frag 'em,
Next time we'll get them, now we know better
Then we're gonna frag 'em
Then we're gonna frag 'em
Then we're gonna frag 'em

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Stephen Harrington - March 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Interesting parody. What does CS stand for? I don't play online games so I not familiar(chances are that I have at least heard of it).
Airrider - March 29, 2006 - Report this comment
It stands for Counter-Strike.
Stephen Harrington - April 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Okay, cool, I've heard and read about it. Sorry about not getting back to this sooner.

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