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Song Parodies -> "I Won't Let Him Eat You"

Original Song Title:

"Not Gonna Get Us"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"I Won't Let Him Eat You"

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The Lyrics

Great big gorilla
Thick as a brick
And always eating

He may blow up
But he is fine now
Now he is drinking beer from a cup

Soon he will chase
Anything moving
He's not picky
He likes everything

From every country
On our planet called earth
He's eaten snails –
Quails and whales

Nothing can stop him
But I'm gonna try
I won't let him eat you

He should be caught
And put in the zoo
For all to see
And he can't get you

At the moment
There's just no escape
The gorilla
Is gaining on you

You runaway
I will distract him
Today won't be the day
He will finally get you

Don't you turn back
I swear I'll be alright
As long as you're safe
I don't have to worry.

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