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Song Parodies -> "We're Not Lesbians"

Original Song Title:

"All the Things She Said"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tatu

Parody Song Title:

"We're Not Lesbians"

Parody Written by:

SiLLy BoNeZ

The Lyrics

this song is not to offend people but it is just about how they went on mtv ans said we aren't lesbians . we just love each other .... are you as confused as i ???
We're not lesbians
We're not lesbians
Said we're not lesbians
We're not lesbians
We're not lesbians
Said we're not lesbians
So just listen up !!

We are 2 chics , that hail from Russia
In our vids we kiss , and confuse everyone
on Mtv we say that we ain't gay
but the way that we act you would think that we are

now all men watch us, on their tv
and say damn dog wish that that can be me
aren't we just so cut in our little palid skirts
and our knee high tights and water drench shirts
our knee high tights and water drench shirts

We're not lesbians
We're not lesbians
Said we're not lesbians
We're not lesbians
We're not lesbians
Said we're not lesbians
So just listen up !!

We're not lesbians
We're not lesbians

And this song we wrote , is about our love
and everyone says what the heck they are lesbians
we aren't we swear say what ever you want
we still won't give a care eat our underwear
we act silly and stuff - at our own concerts
we walk around in underwear and tight little shirts
in the middle of songs the wedgies start to hurt
they are driving us mad going up our *sses !!

People looking at me
tell me what do you see ?
our fashions a crime

Old men looking at me
"pulling things" to the tv
Oh my god WHY !!!!

We're not lesbians
We're not lesbians
Said we're not lesbians
We're not lesbians
We're not lesbians
Said we're not lesbians
So just listen up !!

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Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.3
Overall Rating: 3.3

Total Votes: 49

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aliceyn - March 13, 2003 - Report this comment
holy cow! this is the greatest parody ever! haha omg it cracked me up!! i like the "People looking at me tell me what do you see ? our fashions a crime Old men looking at me "pulling things" to the tv Oh my god WHY !!!!" part. and the beats the same! goooo silly bonez keep makin up good ones!
Bryan Pardue - June 20, 2003 - Report this comment
I liked it, but it has a little pacing and Rhyming trouble
Puppy Loves Chew Toys - February 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah, what Bryan said. It has some SERIOUS issues on the pacing/rhyming front, but other than that, it's ok, I guess.
Scream - February 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Its good, kinda repetitive theme, same - timing little difficult. One of the better ones though
Strange Mike - March 27, 2004 - Report this comment
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! *wets self* The rhyming/rhythm trouble is totally forgiven by the "people looking at me..." bit!
Kat3 - March 27, 2004 - Report this comment
lol Really funny but like they said SERIUOS pacing and rythme issues, it was really funny though
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - March 29, 2004 - Report this comment
HAHAHAHAA! This stupidity correlates to a three year old trying to do calculus! Unfortunately this is incredibly amusing! I'm torn! 1-5-5 More! MORE!
iM cOoL :-) - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
i ddint even read the song its probably crap n e way ! i just lik ritin mean comments at da end :-P
julz - November 19, 2006 - Report this comment
This song is awesome!!!!!!
Jo - March 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Despite the fact that I'm a t.A.T.u fan, this was quite amusing. Got some major problems with the rhythm, but other than that, it was funny. (And in case you don't know still, t.A.T.u where forced to do that by their manager, Ivan, they dropped him like a hot potato in 2006, and Yulia has two children, and Lena has a boyfriend. Just for the record. Loved the parody!)

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