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Song Parodies -> "We Are Lesbians"

Original Song Title:

"All the Things She Said"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"We Are Lesbians"

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The Lyrics

Don't get me wrong, I actually don't think "All the Things She Said" is a bad song, it's just more fun to make fun of.
We are lesbians,
we are lesbians,
Making love again,
we are lesbians,
we are lesbians,
We do not like men,
Kiss my crotch again...

We're in serious shit, we feel totally lost,
The news is after us, no matter what the cost,
We'd much rather make-out,
That's what all our songs are about,

We run around in our underwear,
Touching each other, everywhere,
We're shown naked here and there, and we frankly don't care,
In tiny little bras, and crotchless panties...

We are such damned sluts,
With our big Russian butts,
Rub my pubic hair,
Don't worry, let them stare,
Where's my underwear???
I don't even care...
Melissa Etheridge hasn't got
Anything on us

We are lesbians
we are lesbians

Why listen to us? This Russian techno is crap,
Wait, that's right, you just wish we could sit on your lap,
Our breasts are small, our accents are thick,
She wants my ass, so she'll give it a lick,
Wait, what's that between my knees?
It's the press again, looking for me,
Hey let's give them a show, we're just stupid hoes,
Well, what comes next? Maybe we should wed...

Men keep looking at me,
Hey, let's hide in that tree,
Wait, there's another camera...

We are filled with bliss,
My groin is starting to itch,
Let's make out after this...
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Voting Results

Pacing: 2.8
How Funny: 3.4
Overall Rating: 3.1

Total Votes: 17

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   4
 2   1
 3   9
 4   1
 5   2

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Diddims - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
I guess girls do just wanna have fun! Mah-volous, dah-ling!
Panic Pagoda - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Actually while I hate t.A.T.u.'s way of life, I think their song sounds really good.
Flibbertigibbet - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Though their lifestyles is bad, I like this song.
ok............ - November 02, 2004 - Report this comment
sima - February 26, 2005 - Report this comment
pretty cool i mean two girls that's nasty but they don't care so pretty cool OH HELL NO
Amanda - October 21, 2005 - Report this comment
They aren't lesbians you idiots.
Kaz - June 29, 2006 - Report this comment
WICKID!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love it

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